Absolutely Wasted

A term used for somebody who is quite intoxicated, typically with beverages such as Greene King IPA. Used by Alexander Robertson in the group UK Simpsons II, when asking for Simpsons episodes. Although roasted for his post originally, he then became internet famous thanks to the group and in other social media after featuring in a BuzzFeed post.

Eric: Man, we're quite drunk, aren't we?
Nick: Nah mate, we've been on the IPA lad. That means that we're in fact absolutely wasted!

by LionelHutz February 17, 2017

Absolutely stunnin

Something that makes your eyes pop and your jaw drop out of amazement.

It was a view so sublime and (absolutely stunnin) I thought I had died and gone to heaven!

by Sillysox July 12, 2017

Absocutely

When you agree on something being cute

Person one: “awhhhh aren’t those kittens and puppies cute”
Person two: “Absocutely”

by Gaagaaohlala October 14, 2018

absolutely

To do something with a furious intensity.

I absolutely ate potato chips last night instead of a real dinner.

by Jesse Hattabaugh July 22, 2008

Absolutely Perfect

Emily Morin🤩❤️

Girl: Wow, did you see Emily Morin today?
Guy: yes she is absolutely perfect🤩❤️

by Nicenamebro January 9, 2020

I Agree with you completely absolutely and I agree with your perspective.

A complete agreement.

“I feel like such a sentinel today! Bouncing that wall is wearing me out of bounds!”
“TRULYTRUE TRUE, I agree with you completely absolutely and I agree with your perspective.”

by HOMOSAPIEN LOGIC COORDINATOR September 23, 2022

National get absolutely fucking railed by your girlfriend savannah day

The day where Savannah fucks her girlfriend until said girlfriend forgets her own name.

“What day is it?”
“It’s National get absolutely fucking railed by your girlfriend savannah day“
“Good to know”

by Gracie... April 20, 2021