Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing

A meme started years ago from Mario Party gameplays where the player would choose Luigi for certain minigames and stay afk. In most cases, the chosen minigames are luck based or an '1-vs-3' minigame where Luigi's team wins.

Said meme became quite popular with the time, and now there are like thousands of those 'Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing' videos on YouTube. Most are quite amusing to watch, I suggest giving them a try.

Mario: A B A A L R A A R R L B B A L A B-
Mario loses. Mamma mia!

Luigi:

...

Aaaaand Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing.

by Insert original username June 15, 2020

Absolutely Totally

A phrase coined by a trainer which means that something is definitely correct, that said person is 100% behind their own statement or answering a question with confidence.

You absolutely totally must complete your Knowledge Checker before moving onto the next PG!

by madsocks May 19, 2011

absolutely not

A phrase used to highly disapprove of someone, something, or an action. This phrase is usually said in a nasty tone.

misbehaving child: Can I eat this ice cream before dinner?
child's mother: Absolutely not.

by riri18 October 26, 2017

absotively

The combination of absolutely and positively to indicate a strong agreement and confirmation.

Yes, I absotively agree with the results, Joe! There is no doubt Stu's a nutcase.

by The Missile April 14, 2013

Absolutely Wasted

A term used for somebody who is quite intoxicated, typically with beverages such as Greene King IPA. Used by Alexander Robertson in the group UK Simpsons II, when asking for Simpsons episodes. Although roasted for his post originally, he then became internet famous thanks to the group and in other social media after featuring in a BuzzFeed post.

Eric: Man, we're quite drunk, aren't we?
Nick: Nah mate, we've been on the IPA lad. That means that we're in fact absolutely wasted!

by LionelHutz February 17, 2017

Absolutely stunnin

Something that makes your eyes pop and your jaw drop out of amazement.

It was a view so sublime and (absolutely stunnin) I thought I had died and gone to heaven!

by Sillysox July 12, 2017

absolutely

To do something with a furious intensity.

I absolutely ate potato chips last night instead of a real dinner.

by Jesse Hattabaugh July 22, 2008