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abandonation

A: lets go in the woods
B: ok but no more abandonation... that wasnt funny :(
by beatbattle January 11, 2011
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Aradoman

Man with the power of the plow.(plow being Arado in spanish) Renown for his archievements in the hedge end area.

Legend tells that he confronts portuguese drink'ataurs for whole evenings sometimes various times a week. Able to withstand the toxic fumes often given by these (some say its the source of his powers!).

He has many superpowers, but his strongest and most famous is the ability to dish out major verbal abuse in different languages and latin accents.

oh yeah, he also drives a saxo, and hes got an alter ego like Clark Kent, but a lot worse as he cant afford that quality of living.

He runs on beer and small packets of Pom Bears.
Dr Evil: Aradoman! prepare to die....
Aradoman: who ya talking to ya homo-biatch, chulo mother bitches..? I am ARADOMAN!!!! cabron!! (nacho libre mexican accent)

another moment of heated abuse might be..
''Yo aradoman can ya help me out here''
Aradoman: YOUR MUM!
by Damanisjon September 24, 2008
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abandonminium

This is a crack house, in which people rent out rooms. It is typically owned by a slum lord, and rented week to week.
After Pookie stole Larry's toothbrush, she got kicked out th' abandonminium
by Shaq Dempsey September 7, 2013
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abandon ship

Term used to classify the act of exiting a bath or shower after realizing your fart may be a shart and subsequently using the toilet to shit.
“Bro I thought it might be a bit juicy, so I had to abandon ship. Hopped on the toiler and a stream blasted out my ass”
You know how it is, sometimes you gotta abandon ship and let shit slip.”
by TheBigWaldorfSaysSo September 25, 2020
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Proactive Abandon

The act of leaving an event early. (i.e. work, school, etc.) A positive sarcastic term for a negative "get you in trouble" act.
It's Friday, it's 4:00 pm, and I think I'll practice a little "proactive abandon" and roll on up outta here.
by Ret Tihsllub June 16, 2010
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Time to Abandon Ship

When your chances with a girl go from 0.00001% to 0%, and there is no hope of her liking you back.
Person 1 “Bud I think that chick likes some other dude”
Person 2 “What should I text her?”
Person 1 “ Time to abandon ship
Person 2 Gets blocked by her.
by Namtcarf213 November 1, 2020
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abandominium

an abandoned, still standing house or apartment where the homeless or people with illegal occupations or habits take shelter
The Police claimed they could not get enough funds to check the abandominium for crackheads.
by The Return of Light Joker June 26, 2008
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