Avocado Bowl

To make an Avocado Bowl, you fill a bowl to the brim with water. Then, you stick toothpicks into either side of an avocado, and balance it on the top of the bowl so that about half of the avocado is submerged. You then proceed to freeze the bowl for a few hours. Once frozen, remove the avocado so that there is a smaller ice bowl frozen out. Next time you masturbate, put your nutsack into the crevice, and enjoy a much longer, and all-around better orgasm.

"Dude im so juiced, i primed like 3 Avocado Bowls last night!"

"Wow lucky...my mom stopped buying avocados so i have to settle with peaches"

"Wow, you must have a tiny nutsack if you use peaches"

by Your Boy95 October 17, 2011

Avocadhoe

someone who can’t keep their hands off of avocados

You know how hard it is to find a nice ripe avocado these days. Just when I thought found the perfect one, some avocadhoe reached in and took all the good ones.

by assquakes February 27, 2018

Avocado frick

A way to say bad words without upsetting your parents

What in the avocado frick is this garbage

by King silver April 11, 2023

ur mom a avocado

This is the most devastating insult to exist, it sits right next to the "ur mom gay" insult. It can ruin many lives

Yo dude ur mom a avocado bruh.
(Other guy) gets depressed and loses his job

by Iwantrodie101 October 15, 2018

Avocadhoe

The word avocadhoe is mainly meant for if you Stan Billie eilish and are her avocadhoe because you love her that much

I am one of Billie Eilish’s avocadhoes

by Billie sister stan November 7, 2018

Devil's Avocado

A person who expresses a contentious opinion in order to provoke debate or test the strength of the opposing arguments.

'Just to play Devil's Avocado here, if we continue to feed the birds then they might become dependent on humans for food, and then starve when it is no longer viable for us to continue feeding them'

by aztekcamel June 26, 2017

niggado avocado

Nikocado Avocado but he tries to act black

Look at niggado avocado

by kaike June 5, 2020