bad attendance

Bad attendance is not showing up to school

Fernando never shows up to 0 period, he always has bad attendance

by Relgnnnnnnn November 27, 2018

Flight attendant

The epitome of quality customer service. What all customer representatives should be like in every realm of business.

The way Jane was treated by the flight attendants was far superior to the "professional service" she received when she called her ISP to cancel her internet plan.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 4, 2023

Fright Attendant

an over 50, unattractive frowing flight attendant

How was your flight?

It was OK but you should have seen the fright attendant. She looked like the lunch lady at school.

by f2xtimes November 11, 2014

perfect attendance

when you dont miss a day of smoking marijuana.

"ay man you wanna burn today?"
"you kno im bout perfect attendance, light it up"

by lakai6721 February 4, 2013

false attender

someone who attends as many events as possible on facebook, probably to look "busy" and/or hypersocial, but rarely shows up to those events.

Looking at her facebook, you would think she'd never have to time to eat or sleep. But anyone knowing here, says she's a false attender, just doing it for her image.

by notso_r February 3, 2013

target cart attendant

if they didnt exist, target would die

LOD: wow, target cart attendant, if you didnt exist, target would die

by imsosorryforyou February 15, 2010

target cart attendant

A Target cart attendant (more recently refered to as Guest Attendant... but that's pretty much like calling a janitor a custodian) is basically the store slave. Is responsible for doing the outside and inside trash, emptying hangers from the lanes and tossing them in large hanger boxes (that are non existant 90% of the time), cleaning up shit, puke, urine, food, drinks, cashiering whenever seen from a distance by any LOD or cash supervisor because the corporation is too cheap to actually schedule cashiers, keeping all the check lanes stocked with bags (that once again are non existant 90% of the time), and last and foremost, keep the cart well full with an ample amount of carts while someone doing all the forementioned tasks SIMULTAINIOUSLY!

CASH SUPE: Target Cart Attendant! Hop on a check lane.
CART ATTENDANT: Oh... uh okay...
LOD: Cart Attendant we are running out of carts... and there is a spill on H4
CART ATTENDANT: Alright, hold on while I spawn another cart attendant... *UNFF* yah, not gonna happen.

by Rikers Beard September 1, 2008