Aiden Attendance

Da name of a super-caring dude who is permitted to ride along for free (i.e., "companion fare") on a bus or plane because he provides cheerful assistance for a physically/mentally-challenged individual who is also taking said public-transportation service.
If two handicapped people travel together and they each provide necessary assistance to the other (i.e., perhaps one can hear better, and the other has clearer eyesight), could they BOTH ride for free by each of them's claiming to be nicknamed "Aiden Attendance"?
by QuacksO May 17, 2020
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bad attendance

Fernando never shows up to 0 period, he always has bad attendance
by Relgnnnnnnn November 27, 2018
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perfect attendance

when you dont miss a day of smoking marijuana.
"ay man you wanna burn today?"
"you kno im bout perfect attendance, light it up"
by lakai6721 February 04, 2013
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Fright Attendant

How was your flight?

It was OK but you should have seen the fright attendant. She looked like the lunch lady at school.
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false attender

someone who attends as many events as possible on facebook, probably to look "busy" and/or hypersocial, but rarely shows up to those events.
Looking at her facebook, you would think she'd never have to time to eat or sleep. But anyone knowing here, says she's a false attender, just doing it for her image.
by notso_r February 03, 2013
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target cart attendant

if they didnt exist, target would die
LOD: wow, target cart attendant, if you didnt exist, target would die
by imsosorryforyou February 16, 2010
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target cart attendant

A Target cart attendant (more recently refered to as Guest Attendant... but that's pretty much like calling a janitor a custodian) is basically the store slave. Is responsible for doing the outside and inside trash, emptying hangers from the lanes and tossing them in large hanger boxes (that are non existant 90% of the time), cleaning up shit, puke, urine, food, drinks, cashiering whenever seen from a distance by any LOD or cash supervisor because the corporation is too cheap to actually schedule cashiers, keeping all the check lanes stocked with bags (that once again are non existant 90% of the time), and last and foremost, keep the cart well full with an ample amount of carts while someone doing all the forementioned tasks SIMULTAINIOUSLY!
CASH SUPE: Target Cart Attendant! Hop on a check lane.
CART ATTENDANT: Oh... uh okay...
LOD: Cart Attendant we are running out of carts... and there is a spill on H4
CART ATTENDANT: Alright, hold on while I spawn another cart attendant... *UNFF* yah, not gonna happen.
by Rikers Beard June 14, 2006
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