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The queens assassination

Tyler was 12 when he pulled off The queens assassination
by Lewis. E August 27, 2023
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Deadly Viper Assassination Squad

a group of vicious killers who travel from place to place earning large sums of money to kill people. They eventually turned on one of thier own, Black Mamba, and were subsequently wiped out in a raging rampage of revenge that took Black Mamba all over the world and reunited her with her daughter.
Elle Driver AKA California Mountain Snake was a member of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad.
by The Gooch May 11, 2004
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status assassination

When an individual changes the status on a friends facebook account that has been left logged on and unattended. The status is usually something terribly embarrassing.
Before status assassination--"Jesse is going to the grocery store"

After status assassination--"Jesse wears women's underwear because its sexy and comfortable, luvs it!!!!!"
by bee-ri November 17, 2009
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digital assassination

1. When an adversary attempts to delete any and all proof that you exist from the internets.

2. Any move that includes the pressing of the delete button in order to snuff out an opponent.

3. An act of Digital Spring Cleaning, or the recreation of Strong Bad email #20.
U.S. Representative Todd Akin's staffers, members of Steaming Warm Turdgate, performed a weak sauce move by a cowardly digital assassination attempt on primary opponent Mark Lodes. The attempt was mitigated because the Steaming Warm Turdgate members were shortsighted, and didn't realize the sheer magnitude of effort required to complete the task, and instead fell far short of total digital assassination, removing only mention of Mr. Lodes from the Todd Akin Wikipedia page. The Steaming Warm Turdgate members had failed to hack into Mark's websites, other news agencies and radio/tv stations which had reported on his candidacy, and so the conspiracy to sweep the competition under the digital rug failed almost entirely.
by King of Leon September 16, 2011
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Skype Assassination

Joining a friend's (Or enemy's) group Skype call, just to burn and humiliate them, then leaving.
Guy1: So what did you do last night?
Guy2: Oh I just did a Skype Assassination on Joe.
Guy1: Lol what did you say?
Guy2: I told everyone that Joe used to piss himself till he was 15.
Guy1: Dude that is harsh but hilarious.
by Some_Guy_Called_Monti May 8, 2015
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abe lincoln assassination

Perform the abe lincoln on your passed out girlfriend while she's on her period...then take out her tampon and fling it at her like your john walks booth
After shitting on his womans head to finish er abe lincoln...mike took aim with her dirty tampon for an attempted abe lincoln assassination
by jaymboct September 26, 2009
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JFK Assassination

Sex move involving a finish with a Cum shot to the head
My girl got pissed when I gave her a JFK Assassination last night.
by The Slinger November 12, 2016
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