Assness

The quality of being an ass. How much of an ass you are.

Barney's sweet nature makes up for some if his assness.

by majorlanguage August 12, 2017

assnastics

A gymnasts ass. A perfectly sculpted ass.

Jessica Biel must do assnastics with an ass like that.

by Ninjafiend April 19, 2009

Assbusting

Your in a bathroom stall, but instead of shitting in the toilet you shit on the floor, ceiling, and walls, and end up puking in the toilet but missing.
Pretty much, you get your shit all over the fucking place. And not the fucking place it should be.

Steve was assbusting yesterday. That shit was everywhere, yo!

by MayzieAndTayzie October 24, 2010

assus interruptus

Having to pull ones erect penis out of the lovers rectum to allow the lover to evacuate their vowels.

Had a great session going but Jaylo had to pull me out and run to the laverory and it was a real assus interruptus!

by Jimmy Dink March 6, 2017

Assnosis

The act of inducing a trance-like state via the use of an Amazing, hypnotic butt, usually by swaying or other repetitive motions

“My god, i think i spent five minutes just staring at that girls butt”
“So you experienced Assnosis?

by skullman2033 September 7, 2020

AssbusterJimmy

When I bust on the schoolbus drivers pussy

AssbusterJimmy be raeging!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 18, 2020

Optical Asslusion

When ones gluteus maximus appears to be rotund but when a closer look is taken, it is actually taking the affect of an ass but no ass is found until further investigation is taken and the ass begins much lower.

The "Optical Asslusion" Looks good from far, far from good.

by WAAAAAAAAAAAALT April 21, 2008