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white assembly tax

The extra price people pay for "luxury" goods just because they were built by white people.

The white assembly tax inspires a false confidence in quality and and an unsupported assurance that the product is the best.

The white assembly tax is confirmed to be added to the price of a product if it is made in Germany, or some other European country.

Ikea and countries formerly part Soviet Union have been known to damage the effect.
It can apply to cars, apparel, even stationary.
Aaron prided himself in his crayon set purchase knowing that the wax was shaped and dyed in Germany.

As soon as Tim saw that the stapler was made in Italy, he took an instant liking to it, even though the stapler next to it from Myanmar was 20% cheaper due to the lack of white assembly tax. The Myanmar stapler also shot lasers and made long distance calls for free.

Apple is sneaky. They affix a "Designed in California" sign to justify the price premium for their products by the white assembly tax. However, they're stuff is still made in China.
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deadstar assembly

An awesome metal/goth/industrial band from Ft.Launderdale, Florida. Their original music sounds amazing both on CD and in concert.
Deadstar Assembly owns your ass and your cereals.
by areyoudeadyet September 26, 2006
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assembly-line music

music that is mass-produced, usually containing what seems to be interchangable parts; such as recycled beats, melodies, themes, song structures, etc.
I can't listen to top 40s radio; it's all assembly-line music.
by clarke paley October 23, 2010
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Assembly

1. Usually, a cult meeting lead by the cult leader or "principal."

2. A way to brainwash people and turning them into obeying sheep following commands and snitching on each other
Cultist 1: Hey, how was Monday assembly?

Cultist 2: Oh great, now I understand that geocaching alone during the summer is actually not totally retarded and that snitching bullshit without proof is actually ok.

Cultist 1: Hmm... are you sure about that?

(Cultist 1 was never to be seen again)
by Koala on Fire February 27, 2020
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Assembly

A group of people who have been elected to meet togather regularly and make decisions or laws for a particular region or country.
State/legislative/federal/local assembly

the UN General Assembly
by Suldan November 19, 2013
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Assembly

A programming language consisting of mnemonics for machine code instructions. Can be assembled into machine code by a program called an assembler.
I don't need to know the latest fad programming language because C++ and assembly are good enough to write any program.
by bob_bobbb July 24, 2016
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assemblyman

A term used to describe an elected official (male) of the lower house of a state's congressional legislature.
After an arduous campaign, John became an assemblyman.
by Nicolai August 11, 2004
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