Josh: 'Imma watch some ASMR'
Sam: 'Let's find the definition on Urban Dictionary'
*Sees this*
Josh: 'Dayummmm'
Sam: 'Let's find the definition on Urban Dictionary'
*Sees this*
Josh: 'Dayummmm'
by sussybaka1213 May 30, 2022
It’s porn. It’s porn, you know it’s porn, and you shouldn’t be watching it. It’s softcore porn, and anyone who denies this is lying to themselves.
Oh wow, I just watched a girl online kiss a mic. I sure got ASMR “tingles” from that. What a relaxing experience. Definitely not a spawn of Satan!
by God_help_me January 06, 2023
That thing that's meant to chill you out except it's getting harder to stay chill the more sexy thots start channels to casually frame their boobs between a pair of microphones.
Dude: let's just find some chill ASMR so I can sleep
ASMR THOT: Ima run my hands over this low-cut top that's struggling to contain my bosom to make some rustling noises for you
Dude:...well now I really can't sleep
ASMR THOT: Ima run my hands over this low-cut top that's struggling to contain my bosom to make some rustling noises for you
Dude:...well now I really can't sleep
by Kant Predict May 24, 2022
by mrsstealyomanisback April 01, 2018
The latest in video content flooding the popular site youtube. With ASMR pedophiles and other perverts have found a way to have something to jerk off to on youtube. Because just using pornhub is too vanilla for these folks. Just like the famed "kids playing in pool of pudding" these videos involve young girls and sometime boys doing things that are innocent in nature but when you squint just right you could totally see how a creeper is cranking it out to these videos. To further the epidemic it's fueled by peoples desire to feel famous and since perverts flock to these videos and send the views through the roof more and more people are producing them and let me tell ya they just keep getting sexier. ;p
All in all keep whispering into the side of that cock..... I mean mic.
All in all keep whispering into the side of that cock..... I mean mic.
by j053ph__ September 13, 2018
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by crazedLunatic March 05, 2022