ASAF

An acronym for the phrase: As Soon As Fuck. Similar to ASAP but way faster.

(ex) Bitch, make me a sandwich and I'll need it ASAF

by CASHVA3 September 5, 2012

AAMF

Awkward Ass Mother Fucker

Two girls on drugs wait for elevator. Green haired fuckface walks in awkwardly as fuck and waits behind us.

girl one: (chuckling)
girl two: (snorting)

Elevator opens. Guy walks in AS AWKWARDLY AS POSSIBLE

girl one: (literally fucking dying of laughter)
girl two: (going to pee her goddamn pants)
AAMF: (akwardly standing in corner. Not laughing like the awkward ass mother fuck he IS)

Elevator opens. Girls run out. Elevator hasn't closed yet

girl two: (screaming) THAT WAS ONE AWKWARD ASS MOTHER FUCKER

by nigga337 March 4, 2013

Asam

The very rare and unique name given to those males who are the most caring, enthusiastic and adventurous. They are loving and will cherish everyone in their lives.

My friend is great but his friend is better because he is called Asam.

by MancBoy1996 February 21, 2021

Athena Asamiya

JPop idol from the King of Fighters series. Also known as the cum guzzling whore in the Saigado adult comic series, and for her ear splitting voice (PSYCHOBALL!)

Athena Asamiya is Kensou's bitch

by Photon October 11, 2003

Adamficial

1. A superfical person who cares more about looks than personality;
2. A peroxide-blonde, tall, thin woman usually on the prowl to get laid. Only goes for the rich guys that drive nice cars.

Term coined after the infamous Adam Ficher.

Man, that girl is a bitch. That is so Adamficial of him to date her.

Yea, I was at the bar all night, and it was filled with Adamficial sluts. I'm never going to find a quality girl that way.

by Corey Adour April 30, 2004

Asams

sexy; amazing; demonstrating all qualities of seductive innocence; musicaly talented

Dude that band is so asams!

by screamywienie June 26, 2009

AAMF

As A Matter of Fact

as a matter of fact AAMF, used in sentences.

by Pygmy Puff August 12, 2012