Jewish House Arrest

When a Jewish person is stuck at home on a Friday night because their family keeps the Sabbath.

Robert: Hey Julie are you coming out tonight.
Julie: No, I can't I'm under Jewish House Arrest.
Robert: Okay, Shabbat Shalom.

by polbo December 31, 2010

cerebral arrest

A sudden pause in speach or thought. Commonly mistaken for stuttering or stupidity.

Oh no, I think he's going into cerebral arrest.

by FrEqOuT23 November 22, 2006

de-arrest

1) When a bunch of LARPERS try to prevent the law enforcement officers from doing their jobs.

2) When bystanders try to prevent an arrest by physically intervening.

Man its really stupid how those ANTIFA fucks try to de-arrest their comrades.

De-arrests almost never work and almost always cause more people to be arrested.

by Half-Italian Engineer August 1, 2020

Nattiac Arrest

Nattiac Arrest is when someone has too much Natural Ice (Beer) to function. One may not be able to stand or speak. It occurs from too much Natty Ice in the bloodstream. A side effect of Nattiac Arrest is believing that Natty Ice actually tastes good or saying that is tastes smooth.

"Yo bro how low can you go, oh this Natty Ice tastes so smooth." This is what someone would sound like if they are going through Nattiac Arrest.

by bluntforce54 February 6, 2010

resisting arrest

Police code for African Americans, and sometimes other minorities. Very popular with the LAPD.

I had to bash his head in, Captain. He was resisting arrest.

by Alex Stockwell June 15, 2007

Targeted Individual Arrest

The rule of anything and everything a T.I. says being used against him/her while illegally being under surveillance.

It doesn't matter if he said what he said alone in the privacy of his own home he's under targeted Individual arrest.

by SamKSteele March 25, 2022

brodiac arrest

when you're laughing too hard with your bros, you might go into brodiac arrest.

side effects:
-death
-pissing on the homies while piggy back riding
-gay birdwatching when less than 5 feet apart in a hot tub
-sexual encounters with gorillas
-strangely shaped beagle attacks
stay cautious around these places:

-suburban sidewalks

-specifically near fat bunnies that can't fit through fence cracks

-tile kitchen floors
-park benches
-an upstairs plaid couch
-your alcoholic neighbors garage
abilities gained:
-forcing someone to attack you or the homies
-shot gun 27 monsters in 3 minutes without heart complications
-super splits on carpet
-peeing in your alcoholic neighbors garage
-super mario jumps and gta runs
-arm clapping

-camel spitting in your homies food
-burning homies house to the ground (specifically with homies inside)

bro have you heard of kone's brodiac arrest?

yeah bro, nobody's seen him or the homies in 240 hours.

by pissb0ttle July 22, 2021