Apple Juice

The act of urinating into the mouth of a male or female performing fellatio on a guy.

Yo, man! I totally apple juiced this girl in the bathroom last night.

by Nickroxmoms November 4, 2013

apple juice

Battery power in an iPhone, iPad, or iPod.

My iPad needs some apple juice to run.

by iPad luver March 28, 2013

Apple Juice

Apple Juice is one of my most prized possetions in all of man-kind. Girls dont treat my needs, its the apple juice that gives me the satisfaction i need to carry on with my day. if i dont get my share of apple juice everyday, you dont wanna be around, you don't wanna make me angry, cuz u wont like me when im angry. The Second i break the seal, its like penetrating the tightest vagina, possibly, ever produced. e.g: like a six year old child. As soon as that crisp liquid touches my tongue, it just makes me wanna jump. ...... crack the seal on a 1 litre of that good ol' A.J, it will rock your world! seriously, rock you like a hurricane. The Best Kind Of Apple Juice To Purchase, For Exeptional Price, along with the exquisant flavour. And the smoothness of the no pulp beverage. This Drink Has Been Nominated as the best drink in the universe, defeating the grape drank by a mile. literally, a mile. I mean thats a long way. Come on! Now i will reveal the hidden brand name and all elements that comes along with it. Here It is!, Apple Juice, Low Acid, From Concentrate, HAS TO BE NO NAME!

Evan, Colton, Nathan, Big Bear, Slamel, Hannah your an ape oh, btw apple juice gives me boners

by E~Vergz December 23, 2010

apple juice straight from the hose

Urine expelled from the male penis, esp. meant for consumption by other people. This consumption is often implied as being forced.

My toolbag roomate forgot to pay the rent and fell asleep on the couch. He's gonna get a taste of apple juice straight from the hose.

by Pappa Sean May 17, 2006

apple juice

one of the many nicknames used by girls so she can talk to her bestfriend about the boy she likes right in front of him.. without him knowing she likes him.

Gianna : "omg apple juice is so hot"

by the1thatneverlies October 14, 2011

Apple juice in a wine glass

This an insult stating that you are a poor person//not high class // simple// that is trying to fit in with with wealthy people and failing miserably ( and usually after that, you spiral into a deep gay depression ).

-i am so stressed to meet his family !
-oh come on ! It won’t be that bad!

- his family owns 3 castles, I’m literally apple juice in a wine glass

by Priest Mike February 14, 2020

apple juice day

29th of July

A day when we gather to drink apple juice and cure our depression

On the 29th of July we drink apple juice as a reminder that we have to keep living even if it’s just for apple juice

Well I’m drink apple juice on the 29th because is apple juice day, and I believe mental health is important

by Welovehalle July 28, 2021