the amount of fucks i give

None

No fucks shall be given today

not a single fuck will be given today
The amount of fucks I give is 0

by Fap master 22 October 08, 2013

Engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery

Child abduction

"me an the boys will engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery"
Stated seconds before kidnapping and murdering 5 children

by TheRandomGuy_BD January 03, 2022

the amount of crumbs you left

The amount of crumbs you left.

The amount of crumbs you left after you were rude to that person!

by clzdio December 08, 2020

personally i would never take that amount of disrespect

When that one guy in the friend group instigates an argument to make a point about themselves

John: that’s why you look like a pineapple
Joe: that’s why you get no bitches
Frien: Aye John you gon’ let him talk to you like that? Personally I would never take that amount of disrespect

by I read dictionaries June 12, 2022

a mild amount of tomfoolery

to commit a serious crime

,,we do a mild amount of tomfoolery‘‘ said before Himmler signed the papers for the Holocaust

by YockeyTomfooler January 10, 2024

Disgusting amount

A unit of measure, that is equivalent to a colossal (extremely large) quantity

“Hey you wanna know something crazy?” “I like you a disgusting amount.”

by harleyb97 August 17, 2022

i am in unbearable amounts of pain

a phrase used to describe when a person is very happy and joyous!!

person 1: "i am in unbearable amounts of pain"
person 2: "me too :3"
person 1: "help me"

by fatalsilliness October 21, 2024