The Most Amazing Guy You Will Ever Meet

The basic sentence people used to begin writing definitions about themselves on urban dictionary, normally followed by words of "godlike looks, great lover, best boyfriend or the kindest nicest person you will ever meet"

James is the most amazing guy you will ever meet.

by Avoci August 12, 2019

Amazing Horse

A horse that tastes like raisins.
Also has a purple winkie.

I just got some sweet lemonade from that amazing horse.

by Weebl's Stuff June 28, 2010

AmazingPhil

Amazingphil is a British YouTuber who makes video on YouTube, a fast talking mate with a British accent. He is known for his funny videos and his dual videos with Danisnotonfire. Phil Lester AKA AmazingPhil and Danisnotonfire or Danisnotinteresting AKA Dan Howell and friends who met over the Internet and who make dual videos in Phil's flat.

Dan- "HAVE MY BABIES!"
Phil- "What? You want to.. give them to me?"
Dan- *winks*

Dan- "I DON'T. I DON'T NEED AN ABORTION."

Phil- "You do."

*****Actual quotes for Danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil*****

by jinglehellium April 28, 2011

The Real Amazing Race

To perform the Real Amazing Race you must first start by chugging a bottle of liquid laxatives. Once you have polished off the bottle start as soon as possible to masturbate. The challenge is to see if you can masturbate and finish before you shit yourself.

Ex: 1

"Did you watch CBS's Amazing Race last night?"
"No, but I did try to complete The Real Amazing Race."
"What is that?"
"Dude, urbandictionary that shit, its unbelievable."

Ex:2

"Where you able to pull off The Real Amazing Race?"
"No dude, there was shit everywhere and then because of that I threw up all over my dick."

by Patty Kane March 23, 2010

amazon position

A position where the male, lays down on a slanted angle and spreads his legs; thus allowing the penis to occupy space. The female dominates on top as she takes the lead. Its almost reversed roles.

lets try the amazon position. ill be on top while you are on the bottom.

by Sinfultimes December 1, 2016

amazon rank

amazon rank
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): amazon ranked

1. To censor and exclude on the basis of adult content in literature (except for Playboy, Penthouse, dogfighting and graphic novels depicting incest orgies).
2. To make changes based on inconsistent applications of standards, logic and common sense.

Etymology: from 12 April 2009 removal of sales rank figures from books on Amazon.com containing sexual, erotic, romantic, gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered or queer content, rendering them impossible to find through basic search functions at the top of Amazon.com's website. Titles stripped of their sales rankings include "Bastard Out of Carolina," "Lady Chatterly's Lover," prominent romance novels, GLBTQ fiction novels, YA books, and narratives about gay people.

Example of usage: "I tried to do a report on Lady Chatterly's Lover for English Lit, but my teacher amazon ranked me and I got an F on grounds that it was obscene."

Alternate usage: "My girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and I was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided anal sex was okay."

by TheLeakyPen April 13, 2009

amazingerester

The ultimate amazing. Used to descride someone/something so amazing that just a simple amazing will not be worthy of its description. Makes something indescribable describable,

The flower is amazingerester than any thing in the world.

by TheBrownKid7 November 23, 2010