almond goggles

almond goggles occur when ones eyesockets are occluded by a pair of testicles

last night your wife saw god through almond goggles.

by ken power September 5, 2007

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alford lake camp

a summer camp where blueberry blues are worn, songs are sung, and girls have fun. if you don't attend, you are missing out on the best 4th of july ever, some great sailing, and a ton of awesome people. this fun can be experienced in the kingsized full session or the fun-sized half session.

Camper: I leave for Alford Lake Camp tomorrow.
Friend: Oohhh I'm so jealous of all the fun you're going to have riding, swimming, sailing, and stuff.
Camper: Yeaaaaa, I know.

by hannah613 April 25, 2010

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alfons

A synonym for "pimp". Originated from the Polish language.

Those hoes just got beat by their Alfons.

by Artoscope May 18, 2006

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Almost ex

Someone you never officially dated but had a relationship with.

Shit!!! My almost ex just walked into the bar.

by Clearandclever March 8, 2015

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Almog

The thickest and hottest girl in the world, she's way better than y'all hoes.

Almog - the definition of a bad bitch , cute, thick , hot , funny

by Brianna559 June 10, 2020

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karlo alfonso

Someone who can be your soulmate, bestfriend, boyfriend, lover, future fiance, future husband and forever baby.

If you want to have a lover, have a Karlo Alfonso!

A Karlo Alfonso loves so dearly.

If you have Karlo Alfonso you're just the lucky one!

by AlienMermaid69 January 10, 2014

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It's almost harvesting season

Mount and Blade - Warband Meme, born from a generic peasant voice when clicking on the map a group of them.

This and "I will drink from your skull" are 2 most popular memes from the game overused in the multiplayer by 11 years old players with naked bald troll characters or in Youtube troll videos.

Rob: So a group of 16 enemy villagers travelling to Sargoth, lets assault. - Clicks on the villagers group.
Villager: It's almost harvesting season.
Rob: Let us see how poor you are when i have taken all you have.

by TheLordDSK October 4, 2017

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