Alamka

He goes by many names: Alamka, Mycran, Aloomka, Ted Stevens, and others, but is known universally as Alamka. A god amongst men who controls the universes, and throws volunteers in to wreck these universes for amusement. Alamka sees all, Alamka hears all, but who is the man himself? Nobody knows, although the legendary Jabro has claimed to sight Alamka in our mortal universe. Many people decry him as a cult leader, but he does not stoop to their level, acting as if they were absent. He is the true, ultimate, beyond-life entity.

ALL HAIL ALAMKA

by Wheres the goddamn bus August 12, 2021

Forgetting the Alamo

a crime in the State of Texas that is punishable by branding of the Alamo into the ass of the condemned (lest he forget the Alamo again).

Judge, I will actually suck your dick if you let me off with probation for forgetting the Alamo. It’ll never happen again!

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 31, 2019

Los Alamos Police Department

Los Alamos Police Department (LAPD) is a department consisting of a variety of ape like mammals. These creatures are generally known for their low intelligence, small stature, arrogant personalities, and an uncanny sense of smell for underage trouble such as toilet papering houses. The LAPD carry the authority to arrest individuals for a variety of crimes such as J walking, laughing, sneezing, stetching, playing tennis, and reading. Studies have shown that the psychology of these individuals relates to that of a booger eating adolescent that was picked on throughout highschool and seeks revenge as an adult. Although the majority of the time, these individuals continue to get picked on as adults, the LAPD have found means to carry weapons to make up for the typical tiny weiners found on these animals. While not at work, these creatures can typically be found on their back with their legs over their head attempting to suck on their own weiners. See also short man's syndrome, sissy, dooshbag, vagina man and duck butter

Example 1: "I just saw a lizard eat an ant. We should probably call the Los Alamos Police Department!"

Example 2: "My girlfriend says my penis is too big; however, she used to date a guy from Los Alamos Police Department, so it's really not a big compliment."

Example 3: "You should graduate highschool or else you will end up at Los Alamos Police Department."

Example 4: "If you guys call me a girl 14 or 15 more times, I will join Los Alamos Police Department."

Example 5: "I wish I could read. Now I have to join Los Alamos Police Department."

Example 6: "Oh no, here comes the Los Alamos Police Department, pull a vagina man so they are not intimidated."

by Lost Almost August 16, 2010

Madison Alamia

A sexy mother-fucker with a deep voice that can total control you. When he talks you want to bang the shit out of him. His an ICONic Boy, and my future husband, BIIITTTCCHHHEEZZZ.

Me: See that guy over there?
Friend: Yeah.
Me: His name is Madison Alamia and his voice gives me a lady boner.
Friend: ...

by MAD'SGUURLL December 29, 2011

alampreet

A very annoying bug that keeps quiet and follows you around school like pedo.He is Italian so he thinks he needs to be treated special.

You: Wtf r u doing alampreet?
Him: I dont know derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by tHeClAsS September 20, 2019

Remember the Alamo

A phrase that could be compared to that of "Never Forget, (9/11)" In a nutshell, it means, "The army of Santa Anna (Mexico) took the Alamo, so we'll take their lives!"
One could use it as a sort of motivation for those around them, when a situation seems hopeless.
It is also a movie, based on the same events surrounding Davy Crockett, the Alamo, and the Army of Santa Anna.

"My friends, we must remember the Alamo!"

by Kil Lerown January 3, 2010

alamin

alamin a small midget that everyone loves
he is also a king and a god and he is the sexiest man alive

"oh look its alamin everyone bow down to him"
"oh look its the sexiest man alive"

by yeete man December 13, 2019