Akbar Effect

Being extremely horny, especially around close friends of the same gender.

Usually happens over a wide time frame.

Highly contagious.

Bro, Oliver has the Akbar Effect now! I heard he wants to bang Caleb.

by The Aspect of the Soup December 11, 2022

Alabama Akbar

Commonly shouted when an American high school student has stolen his parents gun and is ready for a full on school shooting.

Mike : Wheres Jordan?
Jenny : I don't know. But he's a massive NERD! *high fives*
Mike : Oh look, there's Jordan!
From the back of the class : NERD!
*Jordan pulls out a M4*
Jordan : ALABAMA AKBAR!

by Actual Dragon Tears July 7, 2016

Allahu Akbar'ed

When one uses explosives to blow up others and/or oneself. Can also be defined as going crazy/suicidal at the end of a no win situation. Similar to Sucide Bomber, Going Postal, Yoloing or Leroy Jenkins.

In GTAV, the cops had me surrounded, so I Allahu Akbar'ed it by blowing up myself and all of them in the process.

by Corn Nibblets June 14, 2017

akarsh

usually a devine being - God!
But when in human form - a pleasant gentleman, innocent to the vile ways of mankind!

he is soo good... he has to be a Akarsh

by valerie February 26, 2005

akward hall walk

When your walking next to someone who you know but have nothing to talk to about between school classes.

today, i was walking next to my crush in the hall, with nothing to say. It was a total akward hall walk.

by singletilldeath.com August 28, 2009

Akari

Apparently she likes hanging out with 10year olds cuz shes fucking bored in kangaroo town. She has all the games and is rich af , even tho she wont admit she actually has a secret stash of gold bars under her pillow she got from stripping. She also dates people named kiyra who no one can spell correctly. Akari has also recently figured out that shes pansexual aka she likes being raped my kitchen appliances. Anyway she has animal crossing and bullies anyone who doesnt , tho she bullies anyone and everyone anyway. She also likes attention and has an army of actual simps although one named michael sucks ass. She also likes raping, oops i mean rapping in vc , saying lOL (might as well say oil) and doing crazy shit with her homies. She also publishes retarded-ass urban dictionaries that are sadly 100% true and unfortunately for her victims/friends she is very good at writing this kind of shit. At heart she is a kind and fun person but i cant say anything directly bad or she’ll throttle me. Sometimes if shes bored , she will randomly start either an uwu roleplay or her limbs falling of(drug use suspected).Btw she has the most loli sounding voice i have heard and 90% were laughs and giggel.

-Ras

Help me, Akari is torturing me with her stripper money

by Akawy May 27, 2020

Akbary

-Great in Persian/Farsi
-A really awesome last name that all the coolest people have. People with this last name are usually extremely intelligent.
-The mastermind behind all creation.

-Your last names Akbary?
-yea
-SOOOO COOL!

by Blarrrr1233 October 14, 2011