Alpaca

An alpaca is like a llama but in appearance they seem a little more chubby! They are cute, fluffy and very shy! They also are known to be a little kinder then llamas as llamas spit more often. Alpacas are awesome!

Alpaca: *exists*
Everybody: yayyy :D

by Thefroglover January 5, 2021

dirty apache

after fingering a girl while she's having her period, you smear the blood on her cheeks war paint style.

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

alpacuccino

A cappuccino, popular particular at artisan cafes in the Peruvian mountains, where chocolate is sprinkled over a template of an alpaca

alpacuccino

A cappuccino, popular particular at artisan cafes in the Peruvian mountains, where chocolate is sprinkled over a template of an alpaca

Sam sat back with her hosts mid-morning and nurtured her alpacuccino, as they eyed the alpacas in the neighbouring field and discussed the next shipment of wool.

by Limbic Candy April 14, 2020

alpacalypse

A form of apocalypse where the world becomes overrun by herds of alpacas.

When I saw that herd of alpacas charging toward me, I feared an alpacalypse.

by Crawsomi May 2, 2010

Apache Longbow

This is another US made attack helicopter.It entered service with the US Army in 1984 made by Boeing(McDonnel Douglas). It has lots of advanced avionics and control systems that can survive in all weather conditions.

This warmachine destroyed something close to 500 or more Iraqi tanks during Operation Desert Storm in 1991.

by John Smith February 14, 2004

The Apache Chief

Sexual Terminology: Whereupon a man is about to receive oral sex with his woman. Just before insertion he aggressively open palm smacks her. The woman will naturally react with screams in protest. The instant her mouth opens the man quickly places his testicles in her orifice and vigorously bounces them up and down. The end result should sound like an Indian war cry.

Rachel was being a bitch all day. So when things calmed down and she decided to get frisky, she went down on me and i gave her the Apache Chief.

by TheBirdmanAnderson January 16, 2010

angry apache

When a girl is on her period and bleeding, somebody fingers her (preferably with two or more fingers). The fingerer then proceeds to slap the girl across the cheek and then follow up with a backhand slap, angering the girl and leaving streaks of blood from the fingers that appear as war paint.

"My girlfriend didn't tell me that she was on her period before I fingered her, so I gave her an angry apache.

by dizzle fo shizzle October 22, 2006