An absolute gift from god that lets a small sample of people have the ability to actually see this generations version of "normal" for the mundane bullshit it is. If it was for people like this, its likely the word would stay put, and advancments in science and art would never happen. Usally a person with ADHD already "gets" wtf a teacher is saying 2 minutes into her elementary boring ass lesson, and their brains branch to deeper thoughts that need answering, vice the simple bullshit that is still, and will continue to come of her mouth for the next 5 days.
Teacher: O.K. class so today where going to learn a deep and interesting subject about the solar system. So we have all the planets, around the sun.....
*While the rest of the class wrestles to grasp this simple shit*
Timmy's ADHD mind: How do we know that, who said so, whats stopping us from going there, who found this out, Hubble telescope? How do we know that pictures are the same in space as they are on the planet. How much funding does NASA get?
Teacher: Timmy why don't you sit and pay attention, raise your hand, and do you work quietly like the rest of the class.
Timmy: Well Ma'am, if I was as stupid as the rest of these idiots I would, and if you weren't as stupid as you are, you'd give me somethin TO ACUALLY LEARN.
*While the rest of the class wrestles to grasp this simple shit*
Timmy's ADHD mind: How do we know that, who said so, whats stopping us from going there, who found this out, Hubble telescope? How do we know that pictures are the same in space as they are on the planet. How much funding does NASA get?
Teacher: Timmy why don't you sit and pay attention, raise your hand, and do you work quietly like the rest of the class.
Timmy: Well Ma'am, if I was as stupid as the rest of these idiots I would, and if you weren't as stupid as you are, you'd give me somethin TO ACUALLY LEARN.
by CACAHRIS December 20, 2008
Get the ADHD mug.An Arabic name for boy's which means "one" or singular." He is usually smart and naturally good at most sports. People usually like to talk and befriend an "Ahad."
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A day in the life with ADHD:
1. Wake up
2. Go back to sleep
3. Wake up again
4. Sprint across a corridor
5. Look for food but end up staring at a tree
6. Stare at the tree for another 30 minutes
7. Forget about your food
8. Walk back into the room and suddenly remember to eat.
9. I forgot.
10. OH LOOK A SQUIRREL!
1. Wake up
2. Go back to sleep
3. Wake up again
4. Sprint across a corridor
5. Look for food but end up staring at a tree
6. Stare at the tree for another 30 minutes
7. Forget about your food
8. Walk back into the room and suddenly remember to eat.
9. I forgot.
10. OH LOOK A SQUIRREL!
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“If you are of no use to Adham in any way, shape, or form, then you don’t exist.”
“If you are of no use to Adham in any way, shape, or form, then you don’t exist.”
*Class argues about simple Math questions*
Adham: “I’m outta here. None of you are worth anything”
Y. Nashef: “Good job in applying Adham’s Law!”
Adham: “Naturally.”
Adham: “I’m outta here. None of you are worth anything”
Y. Nashef: “Good job in applying Adham’s Law!”
Adham: “Naturally.”
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Get the Adham’s Law mug.Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, the most over diagnosed and at the same time unrecognized disorder of 'em all. Most kids who are diagnosed with it, don't have it they just don't have parents that parent them. So they get prescriptions when they feel like focusing, but then the kids who really do have it have to pop pills every morning to normal out and when they forget too and try and apologize, people don't take them seriously cause of all the fake kids with it.
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Get the Aghada mug.A form of Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder that only pertains to online chatting. Very frustrating for the person on the other end who is waiting for your reply while you are playing with your cat, answering the door, or just plain spacing off. Seriously, if I stop what I am doing and walk over to chat with you had best pay attention. &*%$!!!
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