aarping

When an elderly person is using the restroom.

Esp. when he/she is taking a long time.

Person 1: Do you have any idea where Grandpa is?

Person 2: No idea, he' been gone a while. Maybe he's aarping

by bamyo June 24, 2011

Aarpit

Emo boy who is a literal mood. The sweetest and cutest person you would ever meet. Truly a person who is one of a kind. If you have him keep him

Damm i think i hust meet an Aarpit🥺

by Akaashi_keji November 24, 2021

AARPee Break

One of a frequent amount of urinations required once you have attained a certain age.

Overheard on a chairlift from one old geezer snowboarder to his buddy: “The lodge is too far away. Next run, I’m going to take my AARPee Break in the trees.”

by RufusAurelius June 12, 2024