1 a.m. explanation

When you go to someone's house and demand restitution for how they wronged you.

If somebody crosses you, you gonna go to them for a 1 a.m. explanation.

by kris10haley December 5, 2016

erect as a 5 a.m. penis

adj. Describing something that is very straight or stiff, or someone standing that way.

Tennis instructor: "Evan, you have to bend your knees on that shot!"
Evan: "What, I'm not getting down low enough?"
Tennis instructor: "Low enough? You're as erect as a 5 a.m. penis."

by stockman09 November 22, 2010

3 a.m. Wake Up Call

When your girl wakes you up from a deep sleep by grinding her pussy on your thigh and hip. This results in almost instant rigidity and you roll over and give her the smashing she's aching for.

You look tired braaaaahh. Feel ok?
Feel great broohhhh. Just the lingering effects of a 3 a.m. Wake Up Call.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2016

3 a.m. Lil Pump Phone Summoning

At 3 am if you say "summon rapper lil pump" at three a.m. your phone will go off and say lil pump. it only stays up for a few seconds after answering and hanging up will waste his time and he will never call again.do not attemp to text or something really bad will happen.

hey dude don't do the 3 a.m. Lil Pump Phone Summoning or you will die

by John f Deliberate March 9, 2019

a.m. crunchwrap

Eat out your Mexican girlfriend before noon.

Just woke up, gonna give my Latin girlfriend an a.m. crunchwrap. Then off to Taco Bell for lunch.

by tb1034 June 24, 2014

rooster of 3 A.M.

a howler monkey

I would have kept sleeping, if not for the rooster of 3 A.M.

by Shyawayfromprofanitiesomewhy December 4, 2016

A.M.

A.M. stands for “Annoying Mom”, who is usually very obnoxious, narssistic, irresponsible, loud, and simply unnecessary. An “A.M.” can be totally obsessed with her anti-aging skin products, cosmetics, clothes, accessories, as well as taking selfies of herself. (AND plastering then around the house)

A.M. makes unnecessary comments about people’s appearance to make herself feel better, and is also very focused on health and beauty.
Overall, an A.M. is a very unfortunate person to have as a parent. For those with A.M.’s out there, I am very sorry and also, move out ASAP.

Child: “My A.M. compared me to another “beautiful” person again.”

Friend: “Wow... I’m glad I have nice parents.”

by egg_yolk May 11, 2018