s.n.a.f.u.b.a.r.

a mix of 2 acronyms,s.n.a.f.u.(Situation Normal All Fucked Up) and f.u.b.a.r(Fucked Up Beyond All Reason),Which becomes "Situation Normal All Fucked Up Beyond All Reason".

"Hey dude,I haven't seen you lately,how ya' been?"
response;"s.n.a.f.u.b.a.r."

by Mark Jensen August 28, 2005

L.O.M.B.A.R.D.

Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead.
A person with no positive attributes except wealth.

Oh yes... Kingston-Smythe. Now he's LOMBARD material!

by Guy July 30, 2003

R.A.B

R.A.B (pronounced "rab") stands for Rude Ass Bitch. R.A.B is someone who is known to be nasty and especially shady. It can also be used to describe someone who is just over the top feeling themselves to the point of being annoying af.

Ugh did you hear what Alizaih said about Aretha yesterday?? She's such a R.A.B!"

"Justice stop looking in the mirror you're starting to look like a R.A.B"

by Girlwhoknowsnothing November 3, 2016

R.A.B

R.A.B stands for "Ratchet Ass Bitch". You would probably use this one someone that you don't like. Or someone who is pissing you off.

"Yo. Sara has been acting like a R.A.B recently."
OR
"leave me alone, your such a R.A.B"

by bxlla March 1, 2017

R.A.B

A Random-Ass-Boner. For instance, when you are just sitting down minding your own business and suddenly you get a boner.

Mark: "Dude I was in French class today and I got an R.A.B!"
Steve: "Ahhhh I HATE IT when that happens!"

by Superdean March 5, 2009

H.O.B.A.R.

hung over beyond all recognition

Brockhaurd: I think my liver wants to disown me.
WesleySakamoto: Dude, i'm so h.o.b.a.r. right now.

by WesleySakamoto February 21, 2008

B.A.R.

To buy something with the intention or returning it. Thus Buy And Return or B.A.R.

Woman 1: My boss is coming to dinner tomorrow but my dishes are so dingy.

Woman 2: Just go to the store and b.a.r. some, no one will know the better.

by Richard Perkins August 2, 2010