1 a.m. explanation

When you go to someone's house and demand restitution for how they wronged you.

If somebody crosses you, you gonna go to them for a 1 a.m. explanation.

by kris10haley December 5, 2016

erect as a 5 a.m. penis

adj. Describing something that is very straight or stiff, or someone standing that way.

Tennis instructor: "Evan, you have to bend your knees on that shot!"
Evan: "What, I'm not getting down low enough?"
Tennis instructor: "Low enough? You're as erect as a 5 a.m. penis."

by stockman09 November 22, 2010

3 a.m. Wake Up Call

When your girl wakes you up from a deep sleep by grinding her pussy on your thigh and hip. This results in almost instant rigidity and you roll over and give her the smashing she's aching for.

You look tired braaaaahh. Feel ok?
Feel great broohhhh. Just the lingering effects of a 3 a.m. Wake Up Call.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2016

3 a.m. Lil Pump Phone Summoning

At 3 am if you say "summon rapper lil pump" at three a.m. your phone will go off and say lil pump. it only stays up for a few seconds after answering and hanging up will waste his time and he will never call again.do not attemp to text or something really bad will happen.

hey dude don't do the 3 a.m. Lil Pump Phone Summoning or you will die

by John f Deliberate March 9, 2019

3 A.M.

Nothing happens at this time of night. If you think something scary or mystical happens at this time, you have no brain. Its common sense.

"Hey! Its 3 A.M.!"
"Shut up."

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022

3 a.m. challenge videos

3 a.m. challenge videos are super gay challenges (with the exception of Condom Challenge) that sprouted form the depths of hell known as the YouTube community. When this challenge came along, a lot of YouTubers jumped on the train, started milking it, and made videos that contained complete shit. Many people believe that the main culprits of this gay challenge whom cannot atone for the sins they've harbored during this colonial shit age of YouTube, are yours truly Durv, Morgz, and *inhale* n&a productions. They are probably the reason why countless YouTubers are still doing this "challenge" for their 7 yr old fanbase. Overall the 3 a.m. challenge is a super gay challenge that turned YouTube into a shit bonanza must be stopped, otherwise innocent people will be vacuumed into the shit abyss known as the YouTube community.

Kid #1: Bro did you watch "Do not call weenie the pooh at 3 a.m."? It is super scary, bro
Kid #2 : Bro I was in the middle of watching it until my father took my device away and grounded me for eternity.
Kid #1: Bro, I'm in your condolences, you missed the sex scene at the end, bro.
Kid #2: Bro, in that case, I'm gonna go call at 3 a.m.!
Kid #3: Gay gays, don't you know that the 3 a.m. challenge videos are complete bullshit?!

by startrekfan89 August 18, 2018

3 A.M.

When a "straight man" takes cock imbetween his ashy ass cheeks with his "heterosexual straight" best mate and talks down on women and theirs looks when they are the bottom of the bullerman triangle,still a virgin via genitals sensitive when they are getting put in their place and are also cumsluts for their "homies".

( Preferably black men)

You're the reason for the statement 3 A.M.

by Andrea Tate August 26, 2022