catch a green rabbit

Southern euphemism for kiss my ass...

You know what, after all you've done to me, you can just go catch a green rabbit.

by kellyj2777 January 6, 2006

bred like a nymphomaniac rabbit on Viagra

What a human has done who thinks the only meaning of life is to make more life. Often has 6 or more children, wants to get free paychecks, has many spouses (consecutively or concurrently), wants time off from work, and doesn't believe in either condoms or abstinence.

Heather's grandmother bred like a nymphomaniac rabbit on Viagra. She had 17 children, each and every one a body mass index of 40.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter April 23, 2008

Feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk

To masturbate, jerk off, beat ones meat.

I walked in on Mark feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk. Motherfucker.

by oneequalszero September 5, 2006

ur rabbit a faggit

worse than any insult, such as ur mom gay, ur bro a homo hobo, or ur hamster homo.

ur rabbit a faggit

by john stromboli February 22, 2021

fat rabbit on a craftmatic

To have a lady with a juicy luscious vagina in your bed

“Bro, I just put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic!”
“I hope I can put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic after the party”

by DROLNWORB November 19, 2021

rabbit on a rock

A person on a person doing the doing

You both were probably like a rabbit on a rock last night

by Thatpotato February 6, 2018

Rabbit in a Beartrap

Somebody being in a thing their not normally seen in.

Nobody expected Kelly to be dressed in band clothes, it was like a Rabbit in a Beartrap.

by Nuclear Bomb in a tutu April 13, 2024