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charity

The over rated corrupt political hell spawn of an "helpful and friendly place" made from the foul and amoral government to mind control famous innocent souls to do their brainwashing bidding for their sinful funds and to torture those who dare to say or think the truth.
Youtuber (Markiplier): I dyed my hair pink for charity!
The Government: *proceeds to brutally molest innocent children*
The CIA: *proceeds to hypnotize the poor to shoot innocent kids at school*
The FBI: *proceeds to make up bullshit about mental illnesses and charity helping those in need*
The ATF: * proceeds to give the hypnotized firearms and explosives, while making alcohol cause psychopathic behavior*

The DHS: *proceeds to hire terrorists to scare the people and play the victim role*
The NRC: *proceeds to purposely make nuclear plant accidents to cause death*
by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 19, 2023
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charity

ayy fam i'm tryna get all whacked out on charity
by farklee October 4, 2016
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War on Charity

A movement to reduce the funding of charitable organizations, using means such as legislative measures or philosophical arguments to discourage private charitable donations.

The term is modeled after the concept of "War on X" popularized by several former U.S. presidents, including Lyndon B. Johnson's "War on Poverty" and George Bush's "War on Terror".
"The plan to cut allowable tax deductions for charitable donations makes it appear the government has launched a War on Charity."

"That article about the selfish motives of giving are part of that magazine's War on Charity."
by caewwtduh April 2, 2009
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Charity Dip

The act of helping out a friend by letting him get a brief insertion into your girlfriend/hookup.
No worries, I'll let you get a charity dip with my girl.
by geneticlyperfct May 8, 2011
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Charity work

Hanging out with someone simply because nobody likes them or they are less fortunate.
The other night I went to get icecream with Ben. I love doing charity work.
by Jesuslovesyou69 September 8, 2019
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charity slice

A small slice of pizza, typically received when a larger slice is anticipated. If a full pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars, this sliver would be representative of the "Donate it to Charity" portion.
They gave me the charity slice- I would like to exchange this for the Keep It!
by Keep It May 12, 2011
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Charity

charity a waste of time and money
charity is such a waste of time!
by thatcrackhead October 31, 2019
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