Doing a Leon

Spreading your legs over a toilet, clenching your butt hole, and bending forward while pushing down your penis to aim towards the toilet bowl and jizzing.

Person 1: Hey so did you do your snow dance?
Person 2: No, but I was doing a leon instead.

by JesusIsTheReasonForTheSeason September 3, 2014

Pulling a Leonardo DiCaprio

Someone who deserves an award after many many good attempts but still doesn’t win the award. Leo should’ve won an Oscar at least 20 years ago smh

Person 1: did you watch Jimmy’s performance at the talent show?

Person 2: yeah. It’s a shame he didn’t win the first place

Person 1: yeah. That happened last year too. They’re Pulling a Leonardo DiCaprio

by 🪐Saturn🪐 July 31, 2022

Pulling a Leonard

Showing up to a camping event without a chair

Come on man you're always pulling a leonard.

by Heavytreads March 20, 2026

to do a Leon Brasseler

to make a huge mess during lunch

to do a Leon Brasseler exemple:
Leo accidently drops some mushrooms next to his plate.
Leo: "Oh man! I just did a Leon Brasseler"

by Leo2323513 September 27, 2022

Juan Ponce de Leon a.k.a Ponce de Leon

Juan Ponce de Leon a.k.a Ponce de Leon. The guy who found Florida while in search for the legendary fountain of youth.

Student: Who found Florida?
Teacher: Juan Ponce de Leon a.k.a Ponce de Leon.

by Brittany M. September 18, 2006

a dose of the Leons

The name given to an attack of diarrhoea, stemming from the slang term 'The Trots'

Full term is 'a dose of the Leon Trotskys'

Sorry i didn't go out last night, i had a dose of the Leons...'

by mrbruceman May 17, 2009

leopard with a temper

a fat ass bitchin' girl that wears leopard print pants, lives in a 80's mini van and goes from Walmart to Walmart stealing potting soil from the home and garden section to grow her numerous amounts of marijuana plants.

the leopard with a temper just got caught stealing potting soil from Walmart. she using that soil to grow her marijuana plants .

by hippoguy December 19, 2012