Jesus Christ on a bloody bike

This term will most likely be heard in the uk. It is used when surprised or appalled.

Mike:(gives Derek a fright)
Derek:Jesus Christ on a bloody bike!!!

See jesus Christ

by Fayextreme May 22, 2016

A bloody-jungle

This is a sexual position that involves a male or female who is proforming oral sex on a heavily menstruating sexual partner. While eatting out your bloody babe you allow your mouth to fill with menstrual blood then you tilt your head back and gargle the blood while beating you chest like Tarzan!

Please wash the sheets today. It looks like a bloody-jungle in here!

by Ray Sissome January 18, 2020

a bloody

When banging a chick on the rag you pull out and have her suck you off with her menstruation still on your cock.

That skank I brought home last night bled all over my dick, but at least she had the decency to give me a bloody.

by Creme June 27, 2006

a blonder

Someone who enjoys the aroma of his own urine after the consumption of asparagus.

Dude, you're such a blonder!

by Cletus November 30, 2003

the end of a bloodline

This is something asexuals use to refer to themselves sometimes as a joke.

“I like to call myself the end of a bloodline but most people refer to me as an asexual.”

by corruptedinfo January 16, 2021

Kiss a blonde month

The month of November you must kiss a blonde everyday

its kiss a blonde month man !

by bshah October 23, 2019

you know what, i dont give a bloody shit

What you say when youve just had enough and cant be bovered to listen to someone drone on for any longer.

geography teacher: today we are learning about global warming

!st person: global warming will soon cause massive destruction and in about 40 generations global death.

2nd person:do you know what, i dont give a bloody shit.

by daisyssis21 December 8, 2009