splittin a rick

when 2 bicurious males dabble with their sexuality by equally contributing to pay a hispanic immigrant (male) for a quick eiffel tower sesh, the equal division of payment is to ensure neither party reveals the act to anyone else and after which they take the immigrant to taco bell.

Bill - Yo Chris, you know how we've always thought about... you know...
Chris - Yeah... what about it? We said we wouldnt bring it up...
Bill - I know I know but I figured we should just settle it once and for all. So this weekend I thought we could go splittin a rick.
Chris - I don't think we have a taco bell by us though...
Bill - Damn, nevermind...

by Shavaan November 11, 2011

Pulled a rick

Meeting the coolest dude you have ever imagined. You can feel his palpable sarcasm from a mile away.

Ohhh... man that guy looks so pissed. It appears that Stephanie just pulled a Rick. That guy just don't get it, and Steph's GAS Factor is running on empty.

by McRick55 June 28, 2014

Do a Rick

Having a wank during a stressful situation in order to calm down.

John was really stressed while travelling for work so decided to Do a Rick and stopped on a quiet country road for a wank.

by Peedeeache March 24, 2022

A Edgy Rick

Someone who will bully people who don't do things the same way he does because he believes his way of doing somthing is the correct and only way.

Person 1: That ex dont starve youtuber is such A Edgy Rick.

Person 2: I know. He really does suck. The dont starve community is better without him.

by TripleGee April 12, 2021

Rick a beer

An absolute horrible pour of beer that involves a head of foam that is 3/4 or more of the glass.

Dan, you really know how to Rick a beer, look at that head on your beer.

Don’t let Dawn by the keg, last time she “ricked my beer.”

I hate Johnny is behind the bar, he always ricks my beer.

by Metamoron August 20, 2019

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty

A meme about rick and morty where people post this in reply of those criticisms of the show.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam November 2, 2017

Snack a Little Smarter | :15 with Rick Astley & Frito-Lay

that dumb advert that rickrolls you

Me: bruh I got rickrolled by an ad called Snack a Little Smarter | :15 with Rick Astley & Frito-Lay
Bob: I really don't care

by 🍠 June 10, 2021