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A Queer Boast But Alas

An archaic form of Weird Flex but OK used by medieval crusaders and bishops up through the 14th century
Count Michael of Winsuxershire-Upon-Hill the 3rd: Ho! Behold all thoust who are present! I have baked AT LEAST 16 crows into my pie!
Cardinal Willy of Piedmont: *medieval chuckle* lol, you put birds in your desserts instead of goat urine? A queer boast but alas!
by xX_Chromosones_Xx December 2, 2018
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Alabama wham-a-lamma

The erection you present to your girl after you masterbate before sex with her.
Yo I squeezed one off before I slammed my girls cheeks you know I had to give her the Alabama wham-a-lamma
by Dub wobble February 25, 2020
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a la macho

To unbutton your shirt or wear a very low cut T-shirt to expose your chest hair no matter how innapropriete of a situation it may be.
Dude I know you wanna pick someone up but this is a wedding and you're the best man so you can not wear your shirt a la macho!
by MrGomez January 14, 2018
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vete a la chingada

It's a mexican phrase meaning "go the hell", or with a stronger meaning like "get the fuck out of here"
Este idiota ya me molesto, ¿por qué no le dices que se vaya a la chingada?
This asshole is bothering me, why don't you get him the fuck out of here?

Deja de estar chingando, vete a la chingada!
Stop fucking me, get the hell out of here!
by Edgar1126 August 26, 2006
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dome a la mode

v. adj. the process of recieving fellatio while the male genitalia is covered in ice cream
My girlfiend prefers vanilla ice cream when giving dome a la mode. Unfortunately, thats not the only white cream she gets...
by Slick Vic, Iron Mike January 14, 2008
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A la bestia

Northern Baja Californian slang for "holy hell" or "holy fuck"
-Dude, I almost died last night!
-A la bestia, how?
by Mandagary September 7, 2018
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Alabama Whack-a-Mole

The act of prolapsing your sexual partners asshole, then whacking it with a penis or fist until it retracts itself back into the body. Repeat for maximum entertainment.
One time the Hub made Disney Princesses asshole fall out and proceeded to play a 5 hours game of alabama whack-a-mole with it. Indian Style, no lube.
by chron-or May 30, 2009
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