the 7 day theory

also known as the don killuminati. An album by 2pac shakur. So called because the title song was thought of, written, composed and released in 7 days. The number 7 is related to the belief tha 2pac is alive.
e.g. his age when he "died" 25 (2+5=7) and the fact that he survived for 7 days before he "died".

person1: have you heard the seven day theory?

person2: Not only have i heard it but i believe it!!

by tobio June 22, 2004

the 7 deadly sins

Also known as 'the seven cardinal sins', the seven deadly sins are lust, gluttony, envy, sloth, pride, wrath, and greed.

Lust is an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body.
Gluttony is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires.
Envy is the desire for others' traits, status, abilities, or situation.
Sloth is the avoidance of physical or spiritual work.
Pride is excessive belief in one's own abilities, that interferes with the individual's recognition of the grace of God. It has been called the sin from which all others arise. Pride is also known as Vanity.
Anger/Wrath is manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury.
Greed is the desire for material wealth or gain, ignoring the realm of the spiritual. It is also called Avarice or Covetousness.

The seven cardinal sins are also the names of each of the seven separate Homunculus in the anime/manga series, Fullmetal Alchemist.

by silh0uette December 4, 2004

7 digits

blowjob

"my moto fuck lotto
i'll get 7 digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow"
(eminem in the movie '8 mile')

by saquib s January 30, 2009

The 7 Deadly Sins

1. Windows
2. Word
3. Excel
4. Power Point
5. Access
6. Outlook Express
7. Internet Explorer

by pablito August 14, 2003

the 7 deadly sins

1 PRIDE
2 Wrath
3 Lust
4 Sloth
5 Gluttony
6 Greed
7 Envy

Every sin is rooted from the first sin commited in universe: Pride. Satan was so proud of himself being the strongest angel, he thought he could rebel against God.

by nikkan_hanil July 1, 2004

7 deadly sins

7 sins that every one commits, so we're all going to hell
1. Pride
2. Envy
3. Gluttony
4. Lust
5. Anger
6. Greed
7. Sloth

Everyday ways of committing the 7 deadly sins:

Girl 1: Wow, I'm got an A !!
(Devil snickering at the corner one more person added to his collection)

Random kid: Man, Girl 1 got an A, I wish I can too
Devil: Yasss

Mom 1: Hey Girl 1 wanna go out to celebrate
Girl 1: Ice cream?
Mom 1: Why not.
...At JP Licks
Girl 1: One large ice cream with extra caramel and some marshmallows

Devil: I might as well kill her now
Boy 1: Damn girl 1 doesn't only have a fine brain, but a fine ass body
Boy 2: (Drooling over girl 1's ass)
Devil counts all the people to add to his collection
Girl 2: That bitch Tatiana ARRGGG my boyfriend has his eyes all over her
Devil: Mwahaha
Girl 1: I love my job they pay so well
Girl 2: Give me cash
Girl 1:Two more for me
Next day:
Mom 2: Derrik wake up
Boy 1: Mom 2 come on, give me 5 minutes
Mom 1: It's 11:30 AM
Boy 1: Early for me
Mom: Arrgghh
Devil: Mwahaha

by IRobot December 31, 2014

The 7 Day Theory

The theory of 2pac faking his death. The number 7 is involved with this theory.

2pac is alive cuz the 7 day theory says so.

by jerome December 6, 2003