December 5th

December 5th is one of the greatest days in the entire year cause only kings are born in this date

What day it is fam ?
December 5th
Ohhh shit man it's my brother Nixter's birthday today
We gon get lit on weed and alchohool

by 3R6! April 27, 2020

December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other

Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow

by Remmerr November 27, 2023

December 5th

The day where the prettiest girls was born🤞🏾

Pretty girls born on December 5th

by Yurrr1946 November 30, 2023

December 5th

National Kiss your fortnite sugar daddy goodnight day. You must pleasure that homie that always gifts you 🙏

December 5th: National pleasure your fortnite sugar daddy day

Guy: Yo Lemme go to your room tonight for all those fortnite gifts you get me 😫
His homie: Ight bet

by TheGoat34 December 2, 2023

5th december

International nudes day where ur gf has to send u nudes (atleast 5 pics)

On 5th december Gf send bf the spiciest nudes she ever took

by lordeet December 3, 2023

December 5th

Australia's National Compliment Your Girlfriend Day! Go compliment your girlfriend!!
(National Compliment your Boyfriend Day is December the 6th!

Hey are you in Australia on December 5th AND have a girlfriend? Well go compliment her!

by ueinxc December 4, 2023

December 5th

Today every man with a fat ass is open to vulnerable to being spanked, wedgied, and grabbed. Once you have finished pulling someone’s undies to the sky and giving them a nice spank on the butt, you can sit back and relax because there is nothing they can do about it. Have fun.

It’s December 5th, happy national men with fat ass day.

by Popincorn December 4, 2023