$500 sunglasses

something that you don't wanna break because then Johnny Cage is going to kick you down a cliff

"those were $500 sunglasses asshole"

by HOW HOW HOW_&%;$!$(;:@;!#!#(#! January 16, 2022

Hindy 500

A race amongst cab drivers in a major city center to the nearest airport. Usually best in peak traffic hours.

-"Worth your life going to the airport trying to get through the Hindy 500 today."

by SidewaysSmile November 16, 2007

Gambler 500

Off-Road Navigation rally where bad choices are celebrated. fun>rules, don't be a dick.

Sorry Dick, you're not invited to the Gambler 500.

by OscarRodriguez September 26, 2017

Error 500

Common and very frustrating error on the Internet. Basically a website's way of making you wait. Things to do when you get error 500 include watching a movie, playing a video game from start to finish, or (if it's almost bedtime anyway) falling asleep.

Not the Error 500 again!! I've lost all my patience!!!!

by allam2342 May 5, 2018

$500 Drunk

When a man of relatively small stature gets so drunk at a club that purchasing a bottle of Captain Morgan for $500 suddenly sounds like a good idea.

Damn buddy, you got $500 drunk last night. I cant believe you would be so stupid.

by BFG12 June 11, 2010

African 500

Racist term for an urban expressway that passes through an area where the residents, or a large percentage of the drivers, are predominantly of African-American descent; derived from automobile races such as the Indianapolis 500.

Mr. Smith says that the Dan Ryan Expressway should be renamed the African 500.

by TheLivingGoober January 31, 2007

Houston 500

See train, but 71 times worse

She attempted the Houston 500 but came up 63 guys short.

by Santos Harper July 3, 2006