5 Minute Crafts

Excuse my language here.. but it's fucking brain cancer. There, I said it.

DO NOT WATCH FUCKING 5 MINUTE CRAFTS VIDEOS THEY ARE SHIT

by foxy_6471 January 31, 2022

5 minute pisses

This phrase means much the same as coffee penus, but can be used by both males and females (since all females except for perhaps late pre-op transsexuals do not have dicks).

{Jesús}: Cummon Horhay, let's get going!
{Horhay}: I'm afraid I'll have to pass; I've got the 5 minute pisses from having drank half a pot of coffee.

by Telephony May 18, 2014

5-Minute Crafts

verb
means clilckbating someone on the internet.
3rd person singular 5-Minute Crafts
past tense 5-Minute Crafted
continuous tense 5-Minute Crafting
participle 5-Minute Crafted

Those people just only like to 5-Minute Crafts. They still 5-Minute Crafts even if nobody likes them.

by The Super Dictionary Professor February 15, 2019

5-minute crush

A girl who you think about when you whack off but don't actually have the balls to talk to.

Ex 1. Man I wish I wasn't a pussy and I could talk to katie, but for now she is my 5-minute crush.

Ex 2.

Guy 1: "Man I totally had a 5-minute crush on that girl last night."
Guy 2: "Go talk to her, man."
Guy 1: "Nah I don't have the balls, besides, it's weird now."

by Niggity Nig May 15, 2010

5 Minute Craft Lifehacks

Something very stupid that is supposed to make things cheap and easy but just makes you seem like you're poor and a retard.

5 Minute Craft Lifehacks are so stupid, I did one of the pop-socket ones and my phone case melted.

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog June 4, 2021

yoel 5 minute hands

each person gets 5 minutes to do as they wish to the person across with their hands excluding every other body part....usually played with 2 players

eddy and samantha decided to play yoel 5 minute hands... eddy picked samantha's nose....samantha played with eddy's penis

by 5 minute yowl July 19, 2009

5 minute rule

A rule or general guideline for the amount of time that should elapse from the time your boss leaves work to the moment you leave. This time buffer, used in corporate settings, will allow you to sneak away from work 'early' without negative consequences.

The boss just left - '5 Minute Rule' then we take off?

by wetterinc January 11, 2009