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Youtube: “Ad 1 of 2”
Everyone: “Aw shit, here we go again.”
by OfficialDeltaGamer August 6, 2019
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1 or 2

The minimum and maximum amount of sex you can have before you are in a committed relationship.
Person 1: Would you like to have 1 or 2.
Person 2: Yes, absolutely.

-or-

Person 1: Are you guys dating?
Person 2: No, we only had 1 or 2.
by B0bby Jindal April 7, 2022
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1 or 2

1 or 2 is code for smash or pass
1(smash) or 2 (pass)
Ex:
"See that guy in the red shirt?"
"Yeah"
"1 or 2?"
"Hmmmm 1"
"Ok so boom"
by moobosko August 31, 2025
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1 out of 2

Traditionally thought of as a ratio of 1 to 2, or a 50 % chance at something, the 1 out of 2 refers to an extreme type of diarrhea. It feels and has the sounds effects of a number one, but exits from and smells like the number 2. ( see butt-piss)
Jake: "oh man, i was on the highway trying to squeeze out a fart, and i totally 1 out of 2'ed it"
Tim: "man, i hope you showered yourself"
by sam boosak December 31, 2009
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2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3 pls get tommyinnit off my screen

Something said after watching Tommyinnit sing, dance, dab, and spell his own name wrong on stream to the song "You Reposted in The Wrong Neighborhood" by SHOKK
"2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3 pls get tommyinnit off my screen," said Wilbersoot watching Tommyinnit
by Iamzbad March 22, 2021
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1, 2, Oatmeal

1, 2, Oatmeal is a song from german youtuber Mariofan888 Originally known as Eins, Zwei, Haferbrei (1, 2, Haferbrei) that got popular when it got over donated to SimpleFlips. It could also been spelled as One, Two, Oatmeal. The english translation is known to be really bad, to the point where its comedic. The recurring line, 1, 2, Oatmeal, makes more sense when you take that in German, 2 and Oatmeal rhyme Pronounced (eíns zweí ˈha:fɐbra͜i). It makes much more sense when its translated correctly, though.
Lyrics: in english.
1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal
Because Kirby's very cute
1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal
Because Kirby's very cute
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect
Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect
Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?

1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal

Because Kirby's very cute
1, 2, Oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, Oatmeal
Because Kirby's very cute
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Kirby Inhaled his enemies
And makes it later
Kirby's so happy this is something he can
Because he's such a pink guy
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect

Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?
Here comes Kirby Meta-Knight to protect
Because he's attacked by King Dedede
Meta-Knight sings his sword of Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that?
by doubbleprower2 January 4, 2021
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