shower

A shower is a guy with a big dick that stays about the same size when it's soft as it is when he's got a hard-on.

I'm a shower, which a lot of the other cadets like!

by USAF Cadet January 3, 2021

Shower

A place in the bathroom where a person can rub soap & run warm water all over there naked body

Chad : Mmm! Dam Michelle your naked body is so hot! Ahhh!
Michelle : Thanks Chad so are you gonna rub it or Fuck it?
Chad : Mmm! Im gonna Fuck the shit out of it!
Michelle : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad's Wife : Hey guy's dinner's ready wow I wish you would Fuck my pussy like that! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhh! Hey honey try to keep it warm for us I still need to Fuck Michelle in the ass!
Michelle : Oh Chad I must warn you when guy's Fuck me in the ass I tend to poo!
Chad : Who cares my wife can clean it up!
Michelle : Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort! AhhhUhhhhOhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohh Squishy!
Chad's Wife : Wow I wish you would fuck me in the ass so I can poo all over you dick! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Damn we got poo and cum all over the bed and us guess we need to Shower! (wink)
Michelle : Oh Chad you just want to rub soap all over my hot naked body and Fuck me in the Shower!
Chad : Oh baby you know I do! Hey honey can you clean up this mess while me and Michelle Fuck in the Shower!
Chad's Wife : Wow I wish you would Fuck me in the Shower! (sniff) (sniff)

by SlopNChop November 26, 2018

Shower

The Male word for having a nosh. Everyone knows what you're really up too.

Guy 1: I'm gonna go for a shower, brb
Guy 2: nosh.
Guy 3: damn, you got me.

by Lord Lemon II October 11, 2013

Shower

A person whose penis is the same size flaccid as when erect.

Bill: "Damn, Jayna keeps bragging about how her boyfriend has a 3" flaccid penis!"
Jack: "LOL, is anybody going to tell her he's a shower, not a grower?!"

by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner May 15, 2020

Shower

"Drink the milk of paradise"/orgasm/female ejaculation.

I just showered- I came so hard wetness is dripping down my legs, the bed is soaked and the floor is slippery!

by Jessica Stephanie. June 19, 2010

shower

when a man ejaculates in a womans hand and then procedes to urinate on the woman and the woman rubs the semen into their hair and use it as shampoo, then wash it away with the mans urine.

nate gave bubba a warm shower.

by Cory Jensen January 17, 2007

shower

Something that is cool or awesome. Some legit shit.

"Hey dude I just nailed this really hot girl"
"shower"

by cbobrob March 15, 2010