Drewche Bag

The next step above a douche bag. This person is extremely arrogant and annoys every person in any room they enter simply by the act of entering said room. Drewche Bags always ask irrelevant questions to you about themselves and answer their own questions by pointing both their thumbs at themselves and proudly exclaiming, "THIS GUY!" These questions about themselves often refer to sexual acts that either over-exaggerated or never performed. In fact while a drewche bag brags about fucking lots of women he is actually in the closet. Drewche bags also claim to be able to imbibe large quantities of alcohol and not actually reach the point of intoxication even though they are obviously stumbling and slurring their speech after two drinks.(also drewche bags reading this chuckled to themselves when they read the word quantities because of "tities.") Drewche bags are totally unaware that nobody likes them. One final way to spot a drewche bag is the annoying overuse of the phrase, "That's what she said."

Joe is such a drewche bag, we all know he was totally shitfaced and didn't fuck that hot chick last night; then after he told me about it he wanted to know if I would be his cuddle buddy tonight.

by Drew, the original "THIS GUY" April 6, 2009

Drunchin

The act of hunching, aka sexual intercourse, while intoxicated.

Boy, did you guys hear about Thomas, he was drunchin this fat chick last night.

by Darkodude February 23, 2018

drunchies

(n.) drunk munchies; a craving of food, much like the munchies, occurring after a night of heavy drinking.

Guy 1: Yo man, I ate like 6 burgers and a snack wrap after leaving the bar last night. I was wasted!
Guy 2: Oh yeah, you had a serious case of the drunchies!

by KidGudi87 December 11, 2011

drunch

"DRUNCH" is the act of drinking and getting day drunk and shwasty between breakfast and lunch. It is quite similar to BRUNCH only it involves the consumption of alcohol rather than food.

1. They were completely day drunk and shwasty before 10:45 AM due their early drunch gathering.

2. "I can't go out drinking after dinner, but I'm free for morning drunch."

by mat-e-kray April 19, 2014

Dench Sausage

A dicking so good, the "sausage"is considered dench.

A: Hey! How'd it go last night?
B: It was so nice! He gave me the dench sausage.

by BigBean January 14, 2015

Dreich

It's a word only used in Scotland to describe a day that's gloomy and gray.

It's a wee bit Dreich outside today.

by LordViper June 6, 2017

cum drenched

The state of being covered in man juice! Drenched in Cum!!

Your mum was cum drenched after I spaffed all over her face last night.

by ASS WIPE June 19, 2004