by Ereck Flowers June 30, 2016
Ranch is a Omnipresent, Omniscient and Omnipotent being. He has no notable weaknesses, The Hyperverse, Omniverse and everything else exists within the mind of this being. Hyperversal beings such as Cron and God are merely avatars of Ranch.
by RanchBorn May 01, 2019
Manipulating younger girls for pleasure because they are much easier and want you because your older. And not like a pedophile kind of way.
Seniors macking on girls from the juniors all the way to freshmen.
"Did you see Johnny ranching on those sophomores! They want his dick!"
"Did you see Johnny ranching on those sophomores! They want his dick!"
by Miguel Led January 05, 2010
by Fifi Trixabelle April 11, 2004
by fizzle April 02, 2004
The act of destroying a magic card by inadvertently spilling ranch dressing on the card while gorging oneself on chips, carrot sticks or other ranchably dippable foods.
by muff buster September 08, 2011