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Andrew Mueller

A leader among peasents, a deity upon mortals, a Mueller among civilians. Andrew Mueller is a half cyber half flesh being. He wields an ubsurdly large battle axe in battle. Andrew (Milk Man) Mueller. Crazy skater, made Tony Hawk cry. Cuts wood and starts fires on a daily. Whenever Andrew Mueller thinks of an Idea a large bomb is set off in a 100 mile radius. Andrew Mueller is the dominant primoridal beast that has been leader for the Muellers since the time of dawn. First real man to ever step foot on the moon. He is the creator of steroyeds. Andrew Mueller is a German-born, London-based fnaf enthusiast and author. He is a 10 time gold medalist winner for fastest time to skin a living hog/boar, and also regularly writes for The Independent, The Independent on Sunday, The Financial.
I feel like Andrew Mueller -ing some hogs right about now...
by TurdPoo December 18, 2021
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Mueller Religion

The Mueller Religion is one only true freaks on natures can be apart of. You have to be born into this religion and also go through an "awakening arc" where you're let on your own in the Alaskan wilderness (naked) for 3 years and have to fend for youself. There is one leader of the religion and that role is passed down by generations. Once you have been accepted into the Mueller Religion your skin instantly becomes rock hard and you hands have calyces that are forever lasting.
The Mueller Religion is a very old German religion passed down by the Muellers and strictly the Muellers
by TurdPoo December 9, 2021
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muellerate

v. To completely evaluate a situation and present an undisputable analysis, which is promptly disputed.

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You think Duke has been a better team than Gonzaga over the last two decades? Fool! Let me just muellerate here for a while.
by gnostic3 March 24, 2019
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Mueller

Verb. Performing a task in a lazy, cowardly, half-assed manner. Typically the result of sloth, incompetence, trembling fear or approaching senile dementia.
He really muellered his final research paper and received a grade of D-.
by Big Eye in the Sky November 18, 2019
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Muellering

The lingering urge to believe and fantasize that the outcome of a process or proceeding will end with victory and vindication.
My husband is in a jolly mood these days muellering about Trump being found guilty on at least one of his felony charges and is sentenced to jail.
by gshook November 30, 2023
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Mueller's syndrome

Chronic fatigue following prolonged self isolation for coronavirus.
Man. Its been a long 4 weeks. I got Mueller's syndrome
by Pornhubsavedmymarriage April 3, 2020
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Sydney Mueller

Shawty got a big ol' bootie. This Chick will love you more than anyone else. cries so much tho
by monkeyboydman November 7, 2021
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