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One of the greatest tasting foods known to mankind. Don't let it's taste fool you. You'll be running for the toilet as soon as you wake up in the morning.
Mom: Why are you taking so long on the toilet?
Me: I had taco bell last night.
Taco Bell by 7zer0z August 26, 2012
instead of cigarette smoking, i took up taco bell. don't spare the awesome sauce.
Taco Bell by Dave August 5, 2003
Probably the most Popualar fast food joint in the Northern California region yet it gives everyone who ever eats it the shits.
Spencer: Yo I just had a huge ass burrito from Taco Bell

Matt: Dude so did I, I gotta take a shit hell bad

Ryan: Who gives a shit. I just got a PSP!
Taco Bell by Phil Nikumson December 9, 2008
A place where you eat if you want to get diarrhea. It tastes good, but still.

Me and my friends ate at Taco Bell and all of my friends got the shits. I didn't though because i'm awesome.

I was staying with my friends at their house for the day when the following happened:
Kim: Hey Midian you want to go to Taco Bell with me and Bradon?

Me: Yeah sure.

-2 hours later-

Kim: Oh god....don't ever eat at Taco Bell again. I got horrid shits!

Bradon: Yeah me too. Midian how come nothing happened to you?

Me: -laughs in a very sinister tone-
Taco Bell by .Midian. April 4, 2011
Most likely gave me a tapeworm.
Taco Bell by Human July 29, 2003