Tomahawk Tosser
A racial epithet used to describe a Native American and their uncanny ability to hurl small axes at Spanish explorers.
Tomahawk Tosser by C-Smitty March 30, 2011
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A karate-chop hand motion delivered to a guy's crotch. Was originally invented to be done with an actual tomahawk, but it was then decided that the receiver might not want to be sterile for the rest of his life. If you try it, ladies, just make sure the guy is into being dominated...
tomahawk chop by OstrichDrama August 6, 2006
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tomahawk'd
A word created by Family Guy that Peter Griffin uses to mock Ashton Kutcher's Punk'd, meaning to hit someone in the face with a tomahawk.
Peter Griffin calls Ashton Kutcher's name then hits him in the face with a tomahawk. Then Peter proclaims "You've been Tomahawk'd."
tomahawk'd by groomsy57 September 1, 2008
Tomahawk Rick Roll'd
When someone gives you a random link and it is a YouTube video of someone getting a Tomahawk kill from across a map in the highly acclaimed FPS, Call of Duty: Black Ops.
Person 1: Anyone know how to fix a toilet u-bend?
Person 2: Here -shows Tomahawk Rick Roll clip-
Person 1: I believe I just got Tomahawk Rick Roll'd.
Person 2: Here -shows Tomahawk Rick Roll clip-
Person 1: I believe I just got Tomahawk Rick Roll'd.
Tomahawk Rick Roll'd by CorrosiveHammon November 30, 2010
Tomahawk Crunkmissle
A sexual position involving newspaper, a diaphragm, and a large penis. First you get the women to wear a diaphragm to avoid pregnancy. Then you lay newspaper all over her vaginal area. Then the male starts masturbating rapidly, and ejaculates all over the newspaper covered area. Right when the man ejaculates, he should shove his erected penis through the newspaper, and into the women's vagina. Afterwards, you clean up, and can now remove the diaphragm.
While complicated, completing the Tomahawk Crunkmissle is very rewarding.
Tomahawk Crunkmissle by MetallicaFan69 June 8, 2009
Tomahawk Kawk Drop
When a well endowed man drops his hard erect penis on the face or forehead of one of his buddies while several people are present to laugh at the act. The ultimate Tomahawk Kawk Drop is performed when the penis is rather dirty and seemingly has the smell of salt and vinegar.
Boomer: Dude you were so wasted at that party last night!!! Do you remember doing a TOMAHAWK KAWK DROP on Zach's forehead?!?!?! That shit was so funny!!!
Tom: Yeah...I was drinking non-alcoholic beer. I was aware of exactly what I was doing!
Tom: Yeah...I was drinking non-alcoholic beer. I was aware of exactly what I was doing!
Tomahawk Kawk Drop by JIMMY TOM March 20, 2009
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tomahawk chop by Psedoudnym September 18, 2016