Einstein

Verb. To beat sense into some one. To cause severe physical harm.

1. I'm 'bout to Einstein that mutha!
2. Jerome just got Einsteined!

by NoseDive December 30, 2005

Einstein

the most bitching scientist ever... came up with the equation
E=MC^2. which in layman's terms means. mass how much space an object occupies times the speed of light squared gives you energy. can also be used to describe someone of a genus quality.

WOW! tom got a 120% on his calculus test because he got all of the bonus questions right.. he is practically an Einstein

by gohan9001 December 14, 2008

einstein

brain; head; blowjob

Gimmie dat einstein.

by ilovebdf November 17, 2010

einstein

smart, adorable, and religious asian guy. einstein's are known for spiked hair and hollister clothing.

Girl: I saw an Einstein the other day, and I nearly melted.

by tehfruiit November 11, 2008

einstein

either the smartest or dumbest man on earth

einstein's iq is:

99999

or

-99999

by FishyFrog May 20, 2022

Einstein

The smart dude who invented cool things

Me: Duuuuuuude i am like einstein
Friend: .................. Not really
Me: invent a hoverboard then

by Uarenotaman88 December 27, 2018

Einstein

Einstein

Hey, your tire is flat! Yes Einstein, the tire is flat, that is why I am changing it

by Groovy guru April 15, 2021