69 - 8=D = (0) 

It's a fucking math equation asshole...BUT, *sigh* if I must explain:
69 (mutual oral sex.)
minus
8=D (dick.)
equals
(0) (pussy.)
There, happy now? Wanna work at Ronald McfuckingDonalds forever? Then write this on every math test.

Evaluate:
7x + y + 54 - 3b ÷ 13x • 2y =?
answer: 69 - 8=D = (0).

69 - 8=D = (0) by A7X forever September 16, 2010

8=D~O: 

A very happy man with a pair of sunglasses on his head, and a VERY stylish beard covering his flimsy neck. He has a round tummy, and wittle feet. Because of his small feet though, he tripped on a landmind during the war and lost both of his arms. Yet he still finds the will to smile. He truely is a hero.88

Girl: I love you
Guy: I love you too
Girl: :)
Guy: 8=D~O:
Girl: Awww!!<3

8=D~O: by Left2Rest March 15, 2011

8=:D 

What? Its a smiley face with a chef hat!

You perverts.

Me: Yay time to cook! 8=:D
Anon: o_o
Me: ... wut?

8=:D by OkamiKNOWS September 9, 2010

8=D~O: 

The symbol that represents a dick cumming into a mouth. Usualy typed in text messages when you want to piss people off or suggest the action of doing so.

The "8=D" represents the dick.

The "~" represents the cum.

And the "O:" represents the mouth (with the eyes) being cummed into.

*Texter 1* : "Hey, guess what I did to my girlfriend last night?"

*Texter 2* : "What?"

*Texter 1*: "8=D~O:"

*Texter 2* "Aw, that's gross..."

8=D~O: by ~HidanLover~ August 8, 2010

8=D~{[()]} 

How you are born, because the ~is semen released in the woman’s vaginaand {()} is the vagina and 8=D is the penis

8=D~{()} lets do it!

8=D~{[()]} by CrayonEater4259 February 2, 2019

8=D~ 

A smiley face that has a Wizard's scraggly beard.

Your mom looked like a total wizard last night "wink wink" 8=D~.
Da Fuq?

8=D~ by Dunanananananana WIZARDS BEARD May 12, 2014