Lump

short or stocky person
with a very wide base or body structure

Friend 1:Man, that dude is huge.
Friend 2: Yea, he's a lump

by fido67 June 11, 2011

lumping

lumping is when a girl pees in a mans asshole then lets the girl push it in with a dildo.

after lumping last night my ass reeks of pee and plastic.

by flipbook22 June 23, 2011

willie lump lump

A male with a sexual disease.

I ain't cutting wit dat bitch. I ain't going out like willie lump lump.

by Hunter September 14, 2004

Lump

A dog with an insatiable desire to chase moving vehicles. Has been run over by a minivan, an SUV, a Kenworth (18 wheeler), and a Harley Davidson.

Come here, Lump, you fat manatee.

by Anonymous the Poster June 18, 2003

lump

a person with no arms or legs

after that horrific combine harvester accident, jimmy gained two new nicknames:

'lump' and 'torso boy'

by Freddy Fitz-Smythe February 3, 2004

Lump

An acronym for "land under my penis" referring to one's own testicles.

boy: Would you like to feel my lump?
girl: eww, no way

by GreatClips March 5, 2010

Lump

A lump is a large bump caused in pants when a man/boy/transvestite gets a boner and tries to hide it. Hence forming a large lump that makes the zipper go all funny.

Oh my cock! Look at Harold's lump. I didn't know sex ed videos could do that.

by Morgasm May 25, 2004