spinning a gem

to pitch one hell of a baseball game. as close to, if not, a no hitter. To spin a gem is to pitch a very good game.

bob: hows lester doing?
pete: oh he's spinning a gem right now. its bottom of the 7th and he's got a two hitter shut out going.

by Erik Mas June 16, 2014

Spinning Castles

Whenever someone comes up with ridiculous ideas that are particularly complex to solve simple problems or have no possible chance of happening. Often used in Software Development to indicate when someone is spewing a high degree of BS.

Bob is just Spinning Castles, his solution is 10 times more complicated than necessary. - OR - Benjamin is just Spinning Castles because there is no chance we are ever going to do that elaborate project!

by The Big Tasty April 14, 2021

Spinning Wheel of Gay

When 2 men get butt naked, and one of them sticks their dicks into the others ass, and they cartwheel down a hallway.

Yo are those dudes really doing the "Spinning wheel of gay" in school?!?!?

by ImAManOfGod June 14, 2021

the spinning orb

it's a particuly freaky sex move, for it to work you need a really fat person to sit on youre face and then fling you using only his/her ringer. to latch on the fatty will need to spin around.

G sus: 'ohhh i have broken my body, last night my obese whale of a girlfriend gave mr the spinning orb'

Nan: 'shit, thats the most dangerous move in the world.'

by bea and may March 8, 2009

try spinning

It's a good trick. This maneuver was used by Anakin Skywalker during the battle of Naboo.

"I'll try spinning, that's a good trick
-Anakin Skywalker

by Armor10 June 11, 2019

Shits on the Fan and it’s spinning

Used to explain a situation, when something problematic or dramatic is going down while getting worse.

That girl who got pregnant, well her boyfriend isn’t the father, the father is the gay kid...

Damn shits on the fan and it’s spinning!

by lintzokurr October 16, 2019

Spinning Cock-slap

Verb. A mid- air maneuver. To strike a person or an object with your erect penis whilst spinning in mid-air. Note: you must rotate a full 360% for it to be a full Spinning Cock-slap, otherwise it doesn't count. Think a Roundhouse kick, only with your penis. If you get hit with a
Spinning Cock-slap", you lose 20 "cool" points.
Not to be confused with the "Jumping Cock-Smash"
.

Mike used the "Spinning cock-slap" to knock the drink out of Tina's hand and spilled it all over her new blouse.

After Mike had sex with you Mother, he performed the "Spinning Cock-slap", and forcefully thumped her nose with his penis, she was most displeased.

by Rauchy Rauch April 1, 2008