Faff

The act of pleasuring the female sexual organ

Gotta go have a faff before the olds rock up

by Krimson10 March 7, 2025

FAFF

Stands for "forever a fuckface". Also known as a person who is such a fuckface, there is no way anything could fix that.

Two years ago, he cheated on me. Today, he cheated on another girl. He is such a FAFF

by saltypretzzel January 12, 2018

diggity faff

When someone starts to hit on someone else. They also call it giggity faffing.

"Hey, dude I'm gonna start talking to that chick over there; she seems fine."
"Ooooh some diggity faff!"
"Yep, I'm doing some diggity faffing!"

*guy is talking to girl they like, and someone else walks past and shouts "diggity faff" at them - for trying to get it on with the girl."

by Lucei frog December 19, 2011

FAFF

Flat as Fuck Freidly

Bro, that girl is FAFF. No way I’ll take her to hoco.

by Sully3215 September 24, 2019

Faff

Fuck a father figure

Faff I never needed him

by Nicole1029 June 4, 2018

Faff

Acronym/Adjective

The American version of the word which is mostly opposite of the lazy, British version.

An American Faff is a fit as fuck female.

Finally America is moving away from the fat fucks it has been known to breed, to cultivating female dime pieces in every generation.

And Fit dudes (Fudds), love Faffs!

Fudds love Faffs!

by jayrango.us April 27, 2024

faff-handed

The inability to get your hands to do something, whether due tiredness, drink or other reason.

"Come pick your cuppa off the side, seriously, im so faff-handed whilst im waking up, im liable to drop it"

"you faff-handed cockwomble, what did you do that for? go pick it up.."

by Moffyr December 30, 2022