Numpumpum's definitions

Faff

The slithery and noxious mixture of poseur intellectual effluvia and anal mucosa secretions that flows from the eunuch holes and/or brain cloacas of deluded, over-the-hill malcontents. Of no known scientific, commercial, or spiritual value.

Rideforever keeps leaving faff stains behind whenever he sits on the upholstery!

by Numpumpum March 24, 2020