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The slithery and noxious mixture of poseur intellectual effluvia and anal mucosa secretions that flows from the eunuch holes and/or brain cloacas of deluded, over-the-hill malcontents. Of no known scientific, commercial, or spiritual value.
Rideforever keeps leaving faff stains behind whenever he sits on the upholstery!
by Numpumpum March 25, 2020
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