pullin the goalie 

Having sex with out protection if your partner gets pregnant its not planned but not a surprise.

Hey Joe, you guys trying to have kids?
We aren't trying but not avoiding it. Basically we are pullin the goalie.

pullin the goalie by braymo July 29, 2009

moving the goalposts

A fancy way of saying sabotage of what somebody is trying to get done, fucking with someone's life.

The dork would always start moving the goalposts whenever she started to get eaten alive at the game she created.

moving the goalposts by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021

Pulling the goalie

Masturbating.

I was pulling the goalie in the living room when my mom showed up early from work and started screaming at the sight of me. I didn't know whether to finish or zip up.

Pulling the goalie by The Commadore August 17, 2008

pull the goalie 

To masterbate

Dan pulls the goalie repeatedly while watching porno

pull the goalie by Dan May 11, 2003

Pull The Goalie 

The act of taking a dump, the need to take a shit. Hockey referenced.

Damn Bro, I'm all backed up, almost can't hold my shit in! I gotta Pull The Goalie!

Pull The Goalie by carguy311 July 29, 2018

Pulling the Goalie

Masturbating.

I didn't hear my grandma come in and she caught me pulling the goalie.

Pulling the Goalie by Ernest74 August 22, 2008

Pull the goalie 

When you blow your load on your partners face to form a jizz "goalie mask".

There was 1 minute left, I was about to cum in her ass but instead I HAD to pull the goalie!

Pull the goalie by sparks40 October 8, 2009