Toxic Nut Syndrome

Toxic Nut Syndrome or TNS for short is something that all men go through every day. It is when a man makes bad decisions based on the fact that he is horny and has not had sex. It creates multiple problems in men's lives starting with but not limited to calling crazy ex gf, booty calls, being a pervert\predator, doing illegal things in order to get sex and much much more. Basically anything that a man wouldn't normally do right after sex.

The cure to this is simple, when you feel the need to be someone other than yourself and do things outside of your comfort zone that you know you should not be doing or that you will regret right after cumming...go masterbate. Beat the meat, wank the Yank, Stroke it out, Milk the lizard, Clean your gun, Give yourself a dirty handshake, Make some custard, Play your trombone. Do whatever it takes to rid yourself of all those deviant thoughts prevailing in the dirty dark corner of your blood deprived mind. After squeezing one out you will feel refreshed and clear minded until your balls start to produce more excess toxic soldiers in which case you'll need to go at it again. Stay sane my friends and don't forget to use lotion.

Hey bro ever since we hired that new secretary I've had TNS for days.

Dude I'm going out on a date tonight! I'm so excited I just can't hide it... literally! O.o wow Kyle the Toxic Nut Syndrome strikes again huh? its alright my man I got some magazines in the bathroom go clear your mind my friend.

by Mr.Wolfe January 30, 2019

Bubba’s premium nut’s

Are a new brand of premium nut’s by bubba. We sell weird exotic nut’s, also we sell nut juices.

I am sitting on a bed eating bubba’s premium nut’s

by Bubba’s nut June 20, 2019

After nut regret

When you cum to really questionable porn that was hot while you were watching it, but now you see how disgusting it was

Man: what’s wrong with you
Man 2: i watched this video a girl eating cream off another girls butthole and now I have after nut regret

by Heartbestill34 November 11, 2019

Bean Nut Butter

That mixture of semen and lady juice found round the base of your cock after sexual intercourse.

Matty J: Hey Deano, you busy mate? I fancy some Bean Nut Butter!

Deano: Mate, you need a vagina for that shit.

Matty J: Yeah, I know, but you're so hot I want to try it anyway. Just chalk it down as practice. Now get your ass out.

Deano: For fuck sake Matty J, you really are the biggest queer I've met in my life. Just be gentle.

by BruffandConlon September 4, 2013

lemme get a nut in

Basically lemme fuck

So you gonna lemme get a nut in or what

by TuBbyGoKrazy January 15, 2018

nut in andy’s cereal

An action performed after something undesired happens. is used in anticipation of

If I fail this test I’m going to nut in Andy’s cereal.

by real boy lucas September 29, 2018

Last Nut October

Last Nut October, specifically October 24th-31st, is a special seven days to bust your final nuts before No Nut November. This timeframe is also called "No Nut November Preseason." Some refute this practice, simply for the possibility of being better prepared.

"Gotta celebrate Last Nut October before NNN comes!"
"What do you mean Last Nut October? Oh, that's right..."

by IYM November 3, 2020