Physical ailment characterized by the repeated expulsion of absolutely foul, often sulfuric and environmentally destructive gasses from one's rectum, especially in libraries, classrooms and other public spaces. cf. "toxic shock syndrome", which can, incidentally, result from contact with someone carrying a particularly severe case of TFS (toxic fart syndrome).
"Dude that smell emanating from your rectum has increased global temperature by a half a degree celsius! I think you've got the toxic fart syndrome..."
"I was in the library yesterday and people started complaining at the front desk of a natural gas leak. Little did they know that it was the result of the ejection of the very unnatural gasses of my Toxic Fart Syndrome."
"I was in the library yesterday and people started complaining at the front desk of a natural gas leak. Little did they know that it was the result of the ejection of the very unnatural gasses of my Toxic Fart Syndrome."
by Hominid54 May 2, 2014
Get the Toxic Fart Syndromemug. Flatulence released from the deepest depths of your bowels that it would suffocate 42 Apache Indians in a cave.
by Setjeep June 7, 2018
Get the Apache death fartmug. by maw999 May 3, 2009
Get the Farting In Real Smellmug. One of the many different sounds a fart can produce. Imagine a Bar stool being drug across the floor.
A guy in the stall next to me ripped a Bar stool Fart. I didn't know whether to laugh or call him a paramedic.
by Mike Loves Fat Clark January 16, 2010
Get the Bar stool Fartmug. A large flatulent discharge that when sitting down results in a hovering effect pushing you of the seat.
Dude1: (PRFTPRFTPRFTPRFT).
Dude2: Dude that was rancid!
Dude1: Dude I now did you see that I totally hover farted
Dude2: Dude that was rancid!
Dude1: Dude I now did you see that I totally hover farted
by chsdvagetg aeDSL?F:gvIOsrF August 31, 2010
Get the Hover Fartmug. by Laren McLauren May 27, 2003
Get the fart tastemug. A fart that instead traveling out to the side or rear of the buttocks, travels forward rolling up past the balls and taint area. It offers a straight-to-the-face delivery making the smell worse than usual.
Diby fired such a mean fart roll up while driving back from Buffalo Wild Wings that he needed to open the windows and decline his seat to avoid getting his eyes burned.
by brettuthius December 20, 2008
Get the fart roll upmug.