On the gun 

When someone is acting erratic and/ or appears to be on crack.

Woah, have you seen Suzy lately? I'm pretty sure she's on the gun.

On the gun by Jam35 November 27, 2021

Carry the Great Man 

To actually take into account the costs of retaining a Great Man in any organization. Costs include the number of people said Great Man drives out of the organization due to their behavior, the amount of legal fees that they could expose said organization to due to anti-harassment lawsuits made by other members, organizational reputation loss, etc.

Clarence: …and that's why I recommend that the board does not terminate Mr. Stallman's role in our organization.

Kelly: Okay, go back to slide 15…

Clarence: Got you. What's your question, Kelly?

Kelly: I was afraid of that. You forgot to carry the great man. What happens when you do that, Clarence?

Clarence: Oh, right. Let me put that in the spreadsheet… huh. I guess we should fire Mr. Stallman's ass, then.

Kelly: I was afraid so.

Carry the Great Man by tariqk December 5, 2021

Closing the Gap 

What happens to a girls thighs when she enters an emotionally secure relationship.

Friend 1 :"Jenny told Kurt she's not having sex with the lights on anymore.. says she doesn't feel confident."...

Friend 2: "I know, he told me he's been virtually cut off! "
Friend 1: "The girl sure can demolish a bag of cheezy poofs, I think she's been closing the gap since the end of the summer."

Closing the Gap by Psychwinder January 15, 2022

burn the garf 

To “burn the garf” is to mess up badly. A big screw up.

Person 1: “I can’t believe you forgot to bring your passport on the trip!”
Person 2: “Yeah I really burned the garf on that one!
Person 1: yeah well don’t burn the garf again!

burn the garf by professional garfer January 25, 2022

Harold The Gorilla 

Harold The Gorilla Is one of the popular Gorillas because of his strong body useful thinking and how he helps others.

Harold Loves eating bananas, playing tag, and most importantly Harold loves helping his friends.

Harold The Gorilla Is So incredible and thoughtful.

Harold The Gorilla by Harold's Father January 25, 2022

Lindsey The Goat 

The hot girl that doesn’t think she is. And will never get dick

Lindsey the goat is so pretty

Lindsey The Goat by Qwertyjddkd January 29, 2022

Run the gambit

A phrase mistakenly used by people who do not know 1) what a "gambit" is and 2) that the correct phrase is "run the gamut."

My musical interests run the gambit from rock to classical.

Run the gambit by TiredAndProbablyHungry February 3, 2022